Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
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deja54 0
The internet is for ****.
drano 0
You guys realize, that when you download a .zip file, you can't really see the contents until you unzip it. That's what this guy did, and when he unzipped it, he found the **** stash.
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xiateababyx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow, why would you not check what he was doing before doing all of that? YDI
Chaith 16
I would be angry if somebody read files on my flash drive. Hope Teacher isn't a career in your future...
SaintJared 0
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Maddoctor 10
Well at least it was beneficial for the student. ;)
SaintJared 0
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SaintJared 0
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deja54 0
The internet is for ****.
pwnage79 0
lol!
ryguy997 0
no it is actualy not for ****. pornography is for kinky freaks.
ReyEr9412 0
Yup. All 6,850,000,000 of them.
Astroman129 7
So grab your dick and double click for ****, ****, **** =]
FusionPlacebo 26
Your profile says you're smart but I see none of that in your idiotic comment.
drano 0
You guys realize, that when you download a .zip file, you can't really see the contents until you unzip it. That's what this guy did, and when he unzipped it, he found the **** stash.
thrawg 0
i agree with you and the fact that all these other guys are retards considering you can c files but cannot c what the files are and they most likely werent labeled to be **** files and by the time he downloaded it it'd been too late although i hope the kid got in trouble fyl
lexiBRo 0
yeah bc Im sure that kid would have admitted he was downloading ****... ?
Ox_Baker 0
Still, the name of the file would probably be something like Teen Anal Asian 28.
JunkyJuice 0
Ouch. I hope not much damage was done to your career.
Ninja_Cat 0
Wouldn't you have to click on the download link on a **** site to download it. How could you miss that
Mr_Sharkings 5
>_> Not all **** downloads are on **** sites. A number of sites allow you to upload nearly anything to be downloaded.
itsgen 16
ur dumb for not checking what they download wow i wonder what else you dnt notice
ghadir 2
ahhh why is michigan such a disgrace?! >_< i wish i was from florida.
redbluegreen 41
Florida isn't all that great. I mean you got your GGW videos, Spring Break... Haha. That's where I lived for a while anyway.
genius_man16 1
Sounds like a fun place to me RBG... >.>
xkittyx 0
I've lived in Florida my whole life. :D
IgnorantAmerican 0
Me too.
soccerboy101 0
Smart