Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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pawpaw_fml 0
At least it wasn't a *****...
pyromaniac222222 0
Did you ask for them back?
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Comments (59)
where_i_stood 0
looool, ah, that sucks
Offspring_fml 27
I concur, I'd hate if that happened to me. :/
Dogman332 0
Did you take the pants and sniff them? I do not know how that counts as sexual harrassment. Has anyone on here heard of spill.com? Just a big fan and I want to know if people are as happy as me.
Reyo 2
Your girlfrien'd not very clever when it comes to pranks is she? "HA! I put my underwear in your backpack!" OMG, maybe she'll put them in the FRIDGE NEXT! Oh she's so witty. *runs off giggling*
Witchcraft_fml 5
Lmao, #44.
ironmouth 0
It wasn't a prank. dur
Flamersplamer 0
second
Flamersplamer 0
pfft, someone decided to negative vote spam, nice.
NathanKett 0
Shame, you failed twice on a fail site.
Flamersplamer 0
oh you fail jackass. shame you have no life and need to sit on a site telling people they fail.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
im pretty sure you just told someone they failed while sitting at a website....
ljbgamer 1
But you just wasted your time telling him he failed!!! 0.o People confuse me sometimes
grimmelok 0
I hope they were clean?
Cthulu 0
so that WAS your project data, right?
Synnie 0
Next Lesson: Where to place underwear after some fun in the school bathroom. There's your example for the class.
pyromaniac222222 0
Did you ask for them back?
pawpaw_fml 0
At least it wasn't a *****...
allmidnighteyes 11
or a drilldo
pawpaw_fml 0
Drilldo? Intriguing.....tell me more of this mystical object.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
hahaha wow congratulations, you just expanded my vocabulary :D
chelzy 0
its a weapon. dangerous.
Pandasaur 0
At least your professor didn't like it. THAT would be an FML. (Sorry if this shows up twice. The site ate my comment.)
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Hey now, even the website gets hungry sometimes! Sorry, that was bad. xD I couldn't resist.
Someone0101 0
aha, lucky old you. if my girlfriend did that, a) i'd have seen them before i got to class, and b) i would be very surprised. haven't even got pants off yet.
kukopia 0
Neither you nor your girlfriend know what 'really naughty' means yet. I've never seen someone put panties in a backpack in a porno.. Now your gf owes you. Sweet!
HahaYDI 0
Agreed number 13, now she owes him some. Heh heh all right.