Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe watching **** was for career development because he wants to become headmaster.
rotflqtms_ 21
It wasn't very professional of your teacher to have a **** tab open in the first place. Even if he was on the right tab, you can see most of the title of the other open tabs. Heck, even the bookmark names would be visible if he left them visible. Shame on him for keeping the tab open while teaching. Was he planning on watching it while his screen wasn't being shared?
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rotflqtms_ 21
It wasn't very professional of your teacher to have a **** tab open in the first place. Even if he was on the right tab, you can see most of the title of the other open tabs. Heck, even the bookmark names would be visible if he left them visible. Shame on him for keeping the tab open while teaching. Was he planning on watching it while his screen wasn't being shared?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe watching **** was for career development because he wants to become headmaster.
JasonThorn 23
Murphy's Law of Secrecy - Anything you put on a work device you don't want people to see will eventually be seen by someone.