heallven
Ostricourt, France
Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
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Rosie_Posie43 12
He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...
Pleonasm 36
Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.
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Rosie_Posie43 12
He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...
powerkeep 24
I have no idea! it doesn't really make sense unless there is a fraction in his address.
GingerNinja7 17
Go home, #8, you're drunk.
sens3sfailing 25
8- bet you wish you could shredder comment, don't you?
BradTheBrony 19
Because the Ninja Turtles live in the sewers, and I think they have their adress set as Yadda yadda and a half yadda yadda street.
GingerNinja7 17
For god's sakes, can't anybody on FML handle their liquor?
DGR3107 10
That's his wife...
Jeffo193 13
Try getting Chinese every now and then...shake things up.
HKCgrimmjow 15
But then they wonder if Kung fu panda is with him
sux4u121 10
26, stop being so ridiulous, Kung fu Panda isn't living with him, pandas eat bamboo not chinese food, you're just being silly.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I think it OP needs it stirred, not shaken.
kobelstone23 13
Not in Kung foo panda...he eats his soup stuff..
FlamingTacos 7
I'm not sure how the toilet would like that
Treyzania 16
Oh yeah! I LOOOOOVE that chicken!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
That would be pretty ******* awesome if they did
Pleonasm 36
Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.
jaystreet46 4
Fail
HowieDoIt 21
No, I don't think they burned the pizza.
green2go 14
I am sorry 85 your comment is the fail
sens3sfailing 25
no, see 85 was just correctly labeling their own comment.
brittyboo123 35
Best pizza delivery guy ever.
tacojauns 45
that would be "Radical Dude"
klutz44 28
Cowabunga
MidnaLink 35
Wow! Even my family doesn't order Pizza that much!
bubina 14
Who cares?
kobelstone23 13
....k
jerryj 27
What sets your family as the benchmark for all of us?
Imhere4fml 24
I hope you gave him a good tip or Shredder will come to get you.
Linkerdoodles 15
You should dress up as one of them next time you pick up your order.
xxlizsandraxx 7
she said delivery guy
ICastillo 25
#11 he should get three other friends and they all should dress like The TMNTs.
gc327072 31
Didn't Rémi Gilliard already do this?
ICastillo 25
Oh yeah he did. That guy has balls. My favorite is when he is dressed like the kangaroo or pac man.
laden_swallow09 35
Whenever one of OP's friends is over for pizza, he could simply yell, "Pizza!? Cowabunga, dude!" from the other room.
Ultradmac 9
and this is a FML? would of made me laugh.