Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Top comments
Llama_Face89 34
Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.
isabelf 17
Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?
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Comments (96)
Llama_Face89 34
Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.
Kevin_Kestel 24
I hope you did well on that test and definitely explain.
zinoxity 23
#13 That irrelevant reply though, haha.
Jreslier 15
#16 That hair part though.
TheSwegMaster69 11
SHOTS FIRED
NeatNit 33
it's OP's fault for not even opening the laptop once before the test started. you at least want to make sure that it's working and everything!
cjwayy 22
#25 oh god you made me laugh so hard
finiclepie 6
I'm new to FML and I don't understand why you guys dislike sooooooo much like whats wrong with what he said
brenton490 19
I did something like this to my friend in highschool! Except we changed his background picture. Boy did he get a surprise in class!!
Helpfulman 17
@47 If people leave a comment sounding moronic, we automatically dislike, no matter how good the persons intentions were.
sjbartholome 14
@55 a lot people dislike comments because they aren't smart enough to understand them. "I don't get it ... THUMBS DOWN"
Epikouros 32
#47 We don't like people reacting to the first comment with a comment about the original post, just to get attention.
poncho55 40
Yes, what #70 said. It's considered rude to post a seemingly original comment meant for OP on someone else's comment thread. That's considered "thread/comment jacking". The reply feature is meant for responding to a commenter or joining a conversation below the commenter that's related to the original comment. The reply feature is not for posting something new in relation to the FML. I hope that makes sense.
japodoz 7
This will do. *unzips pants*
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
#47 I have been here for a while and I still don't know
isabelf 17
Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?
baseballbv 17
Lucy, you got some esplaining to do!
CoGhostRider 31
Sometimes explaining things just make it worse. Let them think what they want.
DarksideDoll 31
I wonder if it was planned.. Did he know you needed the laptop? Your husband could be an evil mastermind.
ThuNDeY 23
That's what they all say.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Hopefully you got the chance to explain that it wasn't your computer. I hope you do well on your exam!
Zwingend 15
It'll be okay, OP. An embarrassing **** story is a right of passage. Hopefully no one will bring it up in class and you can forget about it.
Tymaster5 22
I hate to admit it but no one will forget about this, the situations like these people will always remember, well for that year anyways.
Oyas12 14
hehehe... 69 likes....
tbro47 23
If it's a guys laptop always check for **** or ask him if he left any websites open just in case. Most will at least close the sites when they plan on moving away from the computer though
therealtixe 8
its kinda to late for that...
captainsmegma 12
Not everyone spends their day watching ****. Some of us actually have sex for real!
Echoa21 18
I have sex on a regular basis and still watch ****... As do most men..
jerryj 27
I don't think this thread was meant to be a brag fest.
MissEris 27
If it's a guys' laptop? Cause I leave yaoi **** on my computer all the time 0.o I should hope you check every laptop regardless
Rababco 29
Girls can watch **** too.
spatula232 25
Just be like "F**k! I didn't think he filmed last night", and then just get back to the exam
TheMarshmellow 14
Your husband doesn't know how this **** thing works. You close the tabs and clear the history, when you're done
AnOriginalName 19
No no no. Use incognito to watch **** so that you don't have to clear your history or cookies. A clear history in a regular browser is a dead giveaway.
spatula232 25
Just use Firefox. No one uses that lol
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Pro! Lmao!
christge1beast 17
use Bing then clear history.
T1A2Z3 35
Why would he clear his history? He lives with his wife. It's probably just them. I highly doubt she minds him watching ****
trellz17 19
It seems funny reading it but I know in reality it wasn't. FYL
GingaNinja01 15
You could have put it on mute before trying to stop it.
DarksideDoll 31
One never thinks of these things when they're frantic.
Uglyfeet 23
That's why I always plug in earphones when I have to use other people's laptops... FYL, OP :/
whenitdidhappen 14
hope they don't think of you as the kinky student