Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML
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rhpsfan9 10
How could you not know you had a naked picture of yourself on your flash drive
Livencountry 5
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on a flash drive?
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Comments (265)
rhpsfan9 10
How could you not know you had a naked picture of yourself on your flash drive
Epic_Fail911 15
great way to pass a course
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I always imagine something like this happening when the projector shows a teacher's laptop screen.
defferwa 9
Is the OP male or female? And judging by the way they worded it, it sounds like OP is the teacher.
defferwa 9
Is the OP male or female? And judging by the way they worded it, it sounds like OP is the teacher.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Correction OP. You were GOING to give a presentation today.
JoshTheMaggot 8
They probably just gave an oral presentation after that :3
SocHer23 6
FLASHdrive. :D
rawrkittyrawr 6
Why can't this ever happen to me
Nacho2013 0
XD
flakitaa22 0
My eyes just went like O.o FYL OP! D:
nalia18 8
Today class we are going to learn abot geology... *picpops up*... or the human body
musiclexii124 0
And you took a naked pic because...?
stephy2lee 2
How does it sound like op's the teacher?
itsame0987 18
115. It sounds like op is the teacher because the op says all 35 students. If it was a student they would more than likely say my 35 classmates.
absolutegrrr 7
27, it did in ours! I had a lesson once where our teacher didn't realise his laptop screen was on the overhead projector and there was an awkward half hour where he thought we were copying work off the board but were actually reading his graphically worded emails to his boyfriend :/
MadRoo 6
How was that half an hour awkward? Obviously you were all having a blast. The awkwardness must have struck the teacher AFTER he realised what was going on. XD
absolutegrrr 7
Yeah but it's that kind of deliciously painful awkward where you can't not read it but you really don't want to know at the same time. This guy had to teach us for at least a year remember.. And meet our parents and everything.
ForeverYoung1 3
"Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML" ???
icy37 10
op said 'students' if op was a student it would've been classmates or something.
cooldukenukem 2
One of my teachers once plugged his laptop to the projector and the first thing that popped up when he opened a folder was a picture of a couple topless college girls.
nava1210 12
Great way to get the students interest =]
angrymexican 8
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on your flash drive
mylifepwnz 0
Why the **** do you have a nude picture of yourself on a flashdrive!?
minecraft_fml 4
You have to click and open it or have it set to open that pic on the computer...
cherry26272627 6
233-there's no ******* need to swear.
jmashini 13
Never said I didn't know
Blueglasscup 18
I hope you're attractive! But seriously YDI for being so careless OP.
hellbilly205 17
How did the flash drive open to the naked picture of yourself? That is the real question.
DrDilllonReese 12
As a doctor I have to say that, subconsciously, OP wanted this to happen.
shannon1029 4
Today is saturday, why would you be in school?
The_Troller 14
Stories usually take a while to get posted
absolutegrrr 7
Also, for some crazy mental reason, when people type 'today' at the beginning of an fml it actually was maybe a whole day or two after! Madness!
shannon1029 4
I didn't know that. I'm sorry for making a mistake?
PopRocks14 0
140- You must be new.
PopRocks14 0
*104, I'm a dumbass.
X3liteXHunterX 12
158- I'm the dumbass who actually looked for 140 for like 5 minutes to see what they said, before I noticed your correction.
Livencountry 5
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on a flash drive?
NinaTatianna 9
real question... why do you have nude photos?? I mean, its one thing if you took one with a polariod that is immediately developed, but any pic that needs to be uploaded to a computer or is on a cell phone is not worth having. shit goes wrong with technology... things can be hacked into and reproduced and sent sooo easily.. you need to be smart.
NinaTatianna 9
alright. But you have control over the polariod and who can obtain it because it is a tangible thing. anything on your computer somebody can hack it and retrieve it from another location. files can be traced.
DeviousAngel 13
Sounds like OP needs a separate flash drive for school.
exleonhart 0
More like why dont YOU have a naked picture on a flash drive?! I do some of my best naked on solid state storage.
paradox2647 3
cause it's a FLASH drive
NeonBluee 8
Sorry 138, but your comment is just too long to read. I'll just thumbs up.
StartFromTheDark 6
First problem is, you don't know the special flash drive method.
Ghostkiller12345 9
I'm really rolling on the floor laughing my ass off to death... not
Sienna420 4
The what?
hannahcorrine 0
Well...did they like it?
thisisafunnyname 12
well, if its a guy then since the screen was so big, his dick would be huge so...
DreBeezy 9
hopefully it wasn't too small that it appeared as bite sized
HideouslyHuman 10
byte sized?
thisisafunnyname 12
maybe 79 is trying to say that his dick is so small it could be bitten off
kiara20 8
Byte is a computer word. He was trying to make a joke...
satph 12
151- i actually found it really funny! LOL
Jaxx66 21
Even if they did like it. It's not going to be a course anymore for OP. once that gets out, it's no more jobby
Pwib 14
Hey, now you know why it's called a "flash" drive!
aaronwsmith 0
why would you have a naked pocture of yourself?
tellithowitis 13
*picture
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Why wouldn't you? Why would you have a clothed picture of yourself? Same shit.
docscientist 10
6- why wouldn't you?
Xxak907xX 0
Some strange fetish maybe?
jmashini 13
Why wouldn't you?
heyhihello95 12
Umm.. Awkward.
thejerk56 8
that's a good icebreaker.
DeviantBreeder 7
Sounds like it's the only flash drive you insert into if you have nudes of yourself. :S Def FYL.
drkildeere 1
Marry me!
exleonhart 0
It seems thats the only flash drive you posses, therefore it makes sense you would use it to store nudes of yourself while inserted into a device. I'm confused. Definitely F YOUR LIFE. ***
exleonhart 0
The jokes on 10, I already know how to speak derp-anese.
NEEPLES 7
Ok class now that we have that out of the way. On to the videos.