Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
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FFML_314 12
Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.
SarahBearXoX 0
At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:
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Comments (139)
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe she meant it in your best interest, and don't be too quick to dismiss it. However, it is also true that there will be some guys who like what you've already got, and a few that won't care. It is also possible that she was joking.
FYLDeep 26
Nobody likes those tiny suckers ya dum dum. It's time to upgrade to some great big lollis.
Dragons_corner 6
I might. if they are Lucy Liu size them yes but if Kitty Jung size then that would be a problem.
Doortje 30
Winner grandma!
Coccinelle_fml 15
One of my best friends has tiny suckers and mine are a good size I guess (I'm a C cup) and it didn't keep my ex from leaving me for her. So don't worry you'll find somebody.
nadia716 3
the bright side is at least she's paying ;] all my nana ever gets me is bible cd's....lol.
BizzaroG 0
don't do it!!! some men like small boobs!
MissErikaHart 0
not REAL men!! and im jk ur right. big or small, its all good.
Tiryth 10
I much prefer small boobs over big ones.
digger21 0
I think were gonna need to see pictures
someone234 5
i'd prefere to have a girlfriend with a completely flat chest than one who has implants, dnt get the implants
Geiko_fml 0
Agreed with the others. Don't get implants. Not worth it. Some guys prefer small boobs too. I don't have a preference, as long as they're not like, Huge. I guess I do have a preference. I do like small boobs.
BizzaroG 0
so you're like me lol
Geiko_fml 0
The last person that said that to me was so very wrong. Lol. But close enough. :P XD
SarahBearXoX 0
Hahaha I thought you said 'so you like me' I was like what the fucckkk.. At least you two are nice people.
Geiko_fml 0
But I do like him! He's so god damn sexy! -Cough- Alright, now that I've melted my brain - I try to be nice. Lol.
bglad09 0
your granny is correct.