Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
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FFML_314 12
Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.
SarahBearXoX 0
At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:
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Comments (139)
LevyLove 17
lol I'm jealous!! I wish my grams would pay for a boob job for me
ifyouseekamy666 0
aww the comments a lot of guys posted made me feel better about myself. I'm only a B and my GORGEOUS cousin syd has really big boobs and it always makes me feel bad about mine when we hang out sometimes.. (p.s. if ur a grammar Nazi don't judge cuz my iPod doesn't capitalize on here)
Geiko_fml 0
Nahhh, don't worry about that. Shouldn't worry about your boob size and should worry about who You are. You're you.
hahaalolz 0
I agree with ifyouseekamy666, this made my day!! and you know what? little boobs are so much better coz they will never get saggy, they look young forever!!!
Geiko_fml 0
Well then flaunt what you have! Hahahahah, never thought I'd say that before. Still, be confident in yourselves.
wml2231977 0
Small ones are the best! I love them small and perky!!!
kylelush 0
I haven't found a set of boobs I didn't love... your good either way..
DreggsOfSociety 0
This.
chobitschibi1369 0
She was probably thinking she was being nice. And by the way, there are quite a few women who have large breasts that wish they had smaller. Back pain and the annoyance that finding non "slutty" clothes are two of the things that make them evil.
chillinAK 9
Exactly. Being a DD girl since age 14, I can honestly say THEY SUCK. I am always topic of family get togethers, and the back pain is horrendous. I'm no longer a DD, now I'm a specialty size lol, and I can't wait for spring fir my reduction. OP, if you do decide on an implant, stick with a small c tops-don't go Pamela on us!
complicated4 0
she is only tryna help you out lol
Nades 0
you should go to your grandma give her a hug and accept her kind gift with a thank you, obviously she loves you enough to give it to you straight and pay for a completely unnecessary procedure, you don't have to go wild and get a double D's,size C's are great.
Tgo19053 15
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
hahaalolz 0
hellz yeaah!!!
aardvarkish 17
Big boobs are for shock value of first impression. So, if you're out for a career of first impressions, go for it.
yummycupcakegirl 0
C's are great and no back pain... i love my C's:)