Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Top comments
Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
YtotsDI 0
lol wen I first read this fMl I thought it said ********
tortise34 4
226 you are one dirty mofo lol
omgmike2345 0
small real ones < Big fake ones. >:)
yaldo_fml 0
Damn Israelis, hope you get one and die of complications. One less to kill
22cute 17
Anyway, you have a Mom willing to buy you boobs if you want them. That's a win. You have all the advantages of small boobs if you want that. That's a win. AND which ever you choose you have the right to feel proud because you've got what you want. That's another win. Where's the F in your life?
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
charleycake 0
if she has no boobs, she hsve no kids
fatfaceunited 0
you know if you want to succeed in life you have to look amazing. That's what women are here for- to give guys something to look at. So you might as well get bigger boobs and increase the number of guys wgo look at you.
shybear15 0
asshole
THE_A_TEEN 28
#3, You ******* piss me off. People like you is what make the world a horrible place. **** you!!!!!
shakenbake93 0
Dont worry. I actually like smaller ones better than huge ones.
toaster468 0
ur gay
idkwhat2sayfyl 4
Liar
crystal_clear 0
Surprisingly, guys prefer real ones rather than fake. If you're a bit flat, who cares? They'll grow eventually. And if not, look at all of the models nowadays. They're tall, skinny, and have basically no boobs. Plus, you can almost always tell when they're fake.
charleycake 0
i like fake *******
melliemoo17 6
not if they're done right
melliemoo17 6
:)
insidejokeswithm 0
Happy anniversary! :)
DaGirlz 0
I bet your cousin was probably ugly, she needed the boob job to make people look more at her **** than her face.
redbluegreen 41
It's your body. If you're unhappy with it, do what you want, but don't let other people tell you what to do. You can't please anyone but yourself.
cars819 0
couldn't agree more :)
Avaquin 0
lol. i agree with #6 and #7.
jem1991 0
honestly, ive always wanted to get mine done...
yellowaholic 25
Why? Real boobs are squishy and move around, fake ones just stand straight up and don't feel good. Also if you get them too big you can't lay on your stomach too long :/
chaddyd23 0
This isn't an fml you fist ****. Lucky your getting a titty j.