Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
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FFML_314 12
Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.
SarahBearXoX 0
At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:
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SarahBearXoX 0
At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:
tweetbaby14 18
too bad OP doesn't know that what her gramma said was only in her best interest. kids these days...
FFML_314 12
More like in her breast interest. Seems like a good inbreastment.
BelleElle_fml 5
No one is perfectly sane at 90, no one.
GavinRoskamp 0
You're punny.
moofin123456 0
Haha 10 :]
MagneticGuitar 0
Yes, it was in her breast intrest. Edit: Damn, already done. :(
CrimsonWolf1294 0
this isn't an fml. if you've got tiny **** take your grandmother's advice.
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
FFML_314, is that a tranny in your pic? FYL if it's you @OP, no one is sane at 90, sorry to burst yer bubble. but maybe she's right. fyl ):
CitrusGirl 0
Wow- so according to the fml community if you don't have big boobs you have to unnaturally alter your body? Guess what guys? Most women aren't barbies and if they are, they're probably Aldo bitches.
Geiko_fml 0
Citrus - Read more comments. :) Me - "Agreed with the others. Don't get implants. Not worth it. Some guys prefer small boobs too. I don't have a preference, as long as they're not like, Huge. I guess I do have a preference. I do like small boobs."
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
No they won't look young forever unless you DO get a boob job. Big or small, they all fall. ~ IF OP is through growing, and they are really flat, she MAY want implants. But, there are risks. :( Granma sounds like a hoot!
marcychick 0
haha soooo my story with the boobs. I'm about tempted to stand along side the free way and hol a sign that says ' need $ for boobs!! Anything helps!!!'
5t3ff1k4h 47
64 - Uhm... do you think you're cool because you commented on and insulted FFML's pic? 67 - What's wrong with small boobs? Whatever happened to embracing what you've got? Not everyone needs to look into implants (this sentence was directed towards EVERYONE agreeing with the grandma) and there are many health risks associated with them. While "big or small, they all fall" IS true to a point, it's not entirely true. Many small chested girls (if not ALL of them) will not experience boobs hanging down to their bellybutton. Their "saggage" will be minimal, if there is any at all. Also, I personally know someone well into their late 80s who is perfectly sane. It all depends on your lifestyle and genetics (and prior health issues). Back to the boobs - even implants will look old, saggy and gross come a certain age. So no, a person will not look "young forever", even with implants. 77 - I hope that's a joke.
lm27 5
I don't see the fml here. you get a free boob job and everybodys happy! it's a win- win situation
FFML_314 12
LOL! Yes, I am in fact a tranny.
nood_fml 0
*Insert awkward silence and a few o.O wow's here*
stephanie0613 0
Omg. What's wrong with having small boobs. I much rather have small boob's than risk my body and try to get implants. That's gross, especially because they look so fake.
trueblue42 4
your grandma is awesome
brightnite 0
Ok guys here's my 80 impression...LEAVE OP ALONE! *cries* JUST LEAVE HER ALONE! *cries*
ooooooooooooh 4
you're a retard
FFML_314 12
Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.
SarahBearXoX 0
Haha, that would actually be the best come back ever.
Daftendirekt1 0
^^WIN
bryan4595 0
grandma probably didn't mean tiny suckers that's too harsh she actually meant mosquito bites
MacdaddyMaddy 0
hahahaha
kamie1213 0
hahahahha
doubleh98 0
hahaha, the granny could of been speechless with that comeback. ;-p
Aerdna87 0
haha your granny has bigger boobs than you!
j5p332 6
and a pretty impressive bank account balance...
krazygirl100 9
lol
MacdaddyMaddy 0
would you rather her lie to you?
MissErikaHart 0
granny wouldn't b lying if she kept certain comments or ideas to herself
PrincessCastiel 27
Um.. Yes
supasxcprincess 0
ha your 90yr old nans on the ball! take her up on the offer your 'tiny suckers' obviously havent worked yet in landing you a boyf
Dragons_corner 6
maybe she does have a boyfriend but gran does not know or you can be right.
Tuff4x4Jeep 0
hahahahaha, youre funny
Hyperactiveee 0
oh god, that's hilarious xDD
iheartglasses 0
Even if you like your boobs, take her up on the offer. Implants dont come in one size. You can still get small implants and have perfectly natural looking sized boobs
natsaysheyyy 16
Implants typically have to be replaced every ten years, so she may not. If she does decide to (why not!), OP should have natural fat from other parts of her body put into her boobs. It's less risky, less invasive, and has quicker recovery time, all on top of the the ultimate success: having real boobs and not some silicone bags inside of her.
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Maybe she really is trying to help LOL
Icyyy 0
Nice pic :D
astarwarsfan 0
holy shit an Asian with blue eyes! not being racist or anything, in fact I'm Chinese
iRun4Rice 0
starwars, theres a chance that those are contacts or photoshopped. alot of my friends use photoshop though.
stavrosg 3
Thumbs up for the granny!
mickeyymouse 0
stop complaining and just take it