Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
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amzing_a16 10
Oh boy
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
TunaFireStarter 16
Exactly! With big boobs comes the higher likelihood of skin problems (rashes, irritation, gross underboob sweat, etc.) sagging at a young(er) age, stretch marks, back/neck/shoulder problems, clothing/shopping issues, other health issues, and all sorts of other things. Plus there is sometimes unwanted attention and even women with big(ger) breasts get made fun of! I guess the grass is always greener though...
frizz101 22
Also large boobs aren't as sensitive! It's hard to read and you can never see your toes! Small boobs are much better!
IloveToLaugh143 21
Who cares how big they are? They don't make you who you are. That's on the inside.
Laurenlou 24
#27-Everything you said was spot on. I was an "early bloomer" and I hate the neck and back pain I get from having larger breasts. Exercising is always frustrating because even a sports bra doesn't stop the bouncing when I run! I do sometimes wish I was smaller, but in the end, we women have to realize that our boobs are for feeding babies. No matter what size boobs are, they will always be capable of their purpose.
kewpiesuicide 29
I used to be really insecure about my small chest but I've learned to love it. I would look strangely proportioned if they were any bigger and all my friends refer to them as 'their favorite ****'.
Pauline96_fml 20
The trick is to wear two sports bras. That's what my mom did in basic training in the military
Pauline96_fml 20
#98 is a reply to #49
TylerBurden 21
I love every size of boobs. Small ones can be so hot. It all depends on your body type.
harrypotter955 19
grandma strikes again
iSometimes 5
How do the other areas compare? >.> Lol
lnsc10 8
Wrong time to say that...
kylieh72 25
There's never a right time to say that.
_G0D_ 9
It's always the right time to say that!
Krystal3408 32
Big boobs sag quicker. So in the long run, you're better off.
RedPillSucks 33
On short runs too.
tbro47 23
Count on your grandparents to be brutally honest and you'll never be let down. Don't worry too much though every guy has different tastes just like every girl does.
TunaFireStarter 16
Never ask, "Really?" After hearing something you wanted to hear if you aren't prepared to be told that it was a lie. You might have to face brutal honesty.
Senseless_487 29
You've got nothing to worry about. There are plenty of guys out there (myself included) who prefer smaller boobs. Keep your chin up!
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
DarkSaul 20
That's the most manliest answer.
hickeyboy42 11
Dang right
little_one 20
Penis's are penis's too but most guys obsess over size... Girls aren't the only ones with size insecurities. Wish we could all just love our bodies!
metheonlyb 17
You just gave us the answer for a lifetime. Thank you! :)
Bano360 25
#66 I'll only love my body when I lose enough weight.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm tired of loving my own body. I want to love someone elses body.
PurelyCanadian 18
Boobs are boobs. I was a "late bloomer" - and I wish I hadn't bloomed at all. You'll get there. And even if you don't - they're just physical attributes. They don't define you. You'll learn to love your body for other reasons. :)
JoshTheTacoMan 19
Honestly boobs are boobs.