Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
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FFML_314 12
Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.
SarahBearXoX 0
At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:
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Comments (139)
MissErikaHart 0
they have implants nowadays where u literally cannot feel the difference with no visible scars cuz they go under the armpit. as long as u don't go too big implants look /and/ feel great/natural
Aniblecoby 0
haha you gotta love grandmas
HairyBlackDude 0
Small boobs are nice. They're like, "Hey, how ya doin? How can I help you?" Big boobs are mean. They're like, "Hurry up, we're closing in 5 minutes, We don't need your business."
okieraider71 4
Don't get them. You can not spank breasts that have implants. Small **** look GREAT braless.
pinkdottedbow 0
Implants are very expensive, risky, and painful. They also have to be replaced every 10 years or so.
KTMnutJOB 0
Dam what's your grandmas number
SDMF 0
You have an awesome grandma.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Just get a C cup! Seriously, that is not too fake looking on a small girl.
jaybird09 0
I like smaller boobs and I hate fake boobs
melonsmasherrr 0
I wish my granma was cool like that(: