Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
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Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
PhillyFox 0
If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.
jordonisawesome 0
At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.
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Comments (114)
Shockskilletz 0
dude woahhh
myyprincessxo 4
hahaha that sucksss /:
Massdebater 1
take the nose job money and spend it on something else, she's old, she won't notice...
TheDrifter 24
at least you don't have self esteem issues op . But seriously fyl
bballchamp43 0
srry OP take away 1 ydi I accidentally clicked it Don't worry. grandmothers have weird ideas sometimes.
foork 0
oh nose!!!
bamditzki 0
so what get er done!
Middrslife 0
FYL OP, apparently your grandma thinks your nose has some SERIOUS issuses in her point of view.
Trupe 3
Ha op is a Jew. Or just has a weird nose
Bonta_kun_fml 2
wow, 26. Just because you are replying to 1 doesn't mean that you have to be a troll. I mean, anyone could have made a much more intelligent commentary about the FML, but no! You just had to take your time to bash the First Commenter, even if he didn't say first. So what if he said "dude woaah", at least it shows that he cared for the FML instead of his saying "First". In fact, I'm willing to bet that #1 didn't even care for his spot! What are you, traumatized from always being the #26 on your class? or the #26 in your family? I'm just joking xD
SeanFredrick 3
Well op your knose was unemployed so she told it to get a job no that wasn't funny well anyway haha op you're prolly somewhat ugly but I know how you feel anyway don't change your appearance w plastic surgery fake girls = not turn on but neither do ugly girls anyway you were born like that and should stay natural
Bonta_kun_fml 2
Dude, there's something called a period. You use it to PUNCTUATE
YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0
The bomb has been planted. - Chelsea king 2010 7-24
SeanFredrick 3
35, you forgot the period after "PUNCTUATE". Also I can ****** talk however the **** I ****** want to ****** talk and I bet I'm smarter now than you'll ever be.
KingDingALing 9
sean...you said **** a lot of times...MY TURNN!! :D **** ****** fuckity **** **** ******* **** :D
Trupe 3
lol 28 I didn't say anything about the first comment :P
fisheatsbear 6
well obviously you thought wrong op
noscopeheadshots 0
I'm a messed up goat
skroal 7
Meh. YDI for having a nose.
pingpongpenguin 3
free nose job!!!
RokstaRx88 0
ydi for being one of those people that use rawr as your username op
Hoogyme 0
how the FU** is this an FML
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I read this as free ********, at first.
nikiturz 0
trrrolliin' xD
2kool4skoolyo 0
no legonut today yay
pingpongpenguin 3
80 you just jinxed it!
boomx 0
thats a sin ! ah well, at least yer grans no blind, other wise she would be spending that money for your surgery on walking aticks an helpers and dogs. accept the money go on holiday and pretend your recovering :D problemm solved.
WhooperFTW 0
it's funny because your grandmother wanted to pay for a nose job
beautikill 4
agree wit 6!!
swifft_fml 0
today my ugly ass granddaughter brought her ****** up nose into my house and I was forced to look at it to the point I had to give her 2 grand to fix it. FML
sunshine_roovers 2
im in love with your shirt :) ;P
FatalWedgie 0
lmao @111. you win
stopyourbitching 0
why are you complaining? She's offering to pay for it.
JokingJoe 0
she probably just wants u to fit in to pop culture society. lol. but then again maybe u dobn have the cutest nose in all of northern europe.
heiiress 0
my father said the same thing to me the other day LOL :(
jordonisawesome 0
At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
^this
adorkable_spazz 0
#2 is hottt
FatalWedgie 0
skinny pants on the ground= shutout loss
LightningLadyy 0
I see a gumball machine, and if that's his room.... I love youu.
mikedamico6 0
well now you know lol
textingfreak 0
well she's paying for it mind as well get it done
highsheep 0
YDI big nose.
PhillyFox 0
If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.
flawedgenius 6
Thank her, take the money. book an appointment. get some bruising make up and bandages, and go back a few weeks later and she'll probably say you look better, even with no changes. Alternatively if you do need the nose job she thinks you need, take the money and run... to a private hospital and get it done...
darko212 0
FYL, your grandma is superficial.
biggiesmalls15 0
haha wow.
adorkable_spazz 0
you're cute
biggiesmalls15 0
thanks
PincheEdgarr 0
it's an offer so you either take it or you don't...haha free nose job right there.