Today, my boyfriend of 3 years suggested I don’t display affection or try to hold his hand at a party because a girl there “recently got broken up with” and he doesn’t wanna “hurt her feelings.” When I replied that this was irrational, he told me, “Then don’t come at all stupid bitch, geez!” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years has a 'Close Friends' restriction on his Instagram stories. I’m not included in that restriction. Upon asking about it during dinner, he knocked stuff off the table, told me to “stop worrying about petty shit so much,” and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cold and distant with me, after holding me the day before and telling me to my face we were OK and that he wasn’t upset anymore. I tried to give him space originally but he insisted he didn’t need it. Now I just feel stupid. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
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123Puppy 33
You deserve to be with a guy who will NEVER call you that. You deserve better!
MidnaLink 35
And then when he came back from the party, all his shit was out on the lawn, right?
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Comments (9)
123Puppy 33
You deserve to be with a guy who will NEVER call you that. You deserve better!
Jon Tessler 14
so you have been dating him for 3 years, and he doesn't want to hurt some other girls feelings "that he recently broke up with"? you are being played or cheated on, dump this loser.
poeserpursche 11
@ Jon Tessler: Learn to read! It doesn't say anywhere that HE broke up with her...
MidnaLink 35
And then when he came back from the party, all his shit was out on the lawn, right?
poeserpursche 11
Waaaiiit a minute... A woman complaining about something being "irrational"?! Huh...
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
That boy had got to gooooooo 😬😬
Silver_helmet 10
Get rid of him
randybryant799 21
Why do you let him talk to you that way??
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
To be fair, we have no clue how she phrased that it "was irrational" She may not have used those terms.
Lucky O'Guin 18
Either he broke up with her or he's trying to get with her.
kitten79TX 5
Dump him. Not only was the way he spoke to you extremely rude, it was extremely disrespectful.