Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
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Hangryko 32
Refusing to give a minor child the necessities of life, such as food, is child abuse. If it's severe, tell an adult you trust (relative, teacher, etc.) how your mother is treating you. They may call social services.
Ticonderogapencils 17
thats the dumbest idea I've ever read
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Yudith 28
Here's a good idea to lift up her moods; tell her to go upstairs and sit on the balcony. Then clean up the house. Begin with her bedroom. Then if she complains, tell her that she should sit in her room and that she doesn't value your tasks in the house.
Ticonderogapencils 17
thats the dumbest idea I've ever read
Hangryko 32
Refusing to give a minor child the necessities of life, such as food, is child abuse. If it's severe, tell an adult you trust (relative, teacher, etc.) how your mother is treating you. They may call social services.