Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
SwaffDaddy96 5
Hope my parents don't get any ideas.
pwnman 33
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. However OP, you should have joined in!
amifaiyaz 12
Eye bleach is the only solution.
allie2590 31
OP would need mind bleach.
jonha21 11
Dam Your Beautifull Women X
86ed 4
Those naked bodies are the reason you are even alive. You should be happy your parents aren't prudes; if they were you might not be here.
MlleMC_fml 19
Hum, not sure of your logic... My parents don't walk around naked, yet they had four children.
PhotoSmith 25
I have six children, and the only reason I don't walk around nude with my wife is our of respect for my kids. That is something they don't need to see, nor would I want them to see.
Jharrist89 12
Hahaha this is too damn funny! Your parents are crazy! **** your life!
Eloras_Mom 0
The only nightmare about seeing your parents naked is the realization that one day your naked body will look eerily similiar. Muhuhahahaha!
gators1995 30
Should have joined them!!
sjonnemans 3
the prude-ness of the average American never seizes to amaze me. sure op, it's kinda weird your parents are having a nude cookout but the responses here?! you guys never seen your parents naked? you came out of that pussy you know? really it's all rather natural.
bandeek 30
I was adopted, so I've never been near my moms ******.
ddinspire6 10
Don't you just hate that
captainObviously 15
I hope u dont have neighbors. If u do F Their Life too.