Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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reader1 0
Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?
lolol182 4
pelvic thrust?
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Comments (177)
capntightpants 0
LOL!
NeatNit 33
If you're hot - good! If not - well... fyl :P
reader1 0
Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?
alex_vik 1
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Good job, maybe you should wait until you're at least legal before going outside nude.
killa_chris 0
whatttt lol, that's funny.
lolol182 4
pelvic thrust?
michaelscot23 0
double take three times
cmac86 24
WOOO! WOOO!
soccerfreak878 0
stomp on ur rite foot, dont forget it!
SomeGuy490 0
Now it's time to bring it around town.
OneHottBaby 1
Then do this do that lalallabalahlbalaha!
morgs1 0
and STOP
SirSantpoort 0
HAMMERTIME!
SirSantpoort 0
HAMMERTIME!
elmogoezRAWR 0
that, was. epic.
afon2592 0
lmaooo that really sucks :(
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
i can't decide whether you deserved it or not. it was a stupid move but you couldn't control that they set up a party for you hmm...
drewbreesdat 0
both?
ItsmeRJ_ 0
Fyl for not being able to choose :)
ummmyeahhh 0
did you even want a party? much less half the school there? well, it's a little late for mardi gras...
mich23 10
#7 the point of a surprise party is for everyone to HIDE and BE QUIET. Not to yell at the person to get down there or to be waving
andrewMD 0
this could be either good or bad for you ;)