Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
finch01 18
join in.
Dame84 6
That sucks, OP, I'm sorry. Bless their heart..
jnanderson 16
Releasing their inner nudists?
olpally 33
WTF??? Lol. I recommend lots of alcohol!
redbluegreen 41
Slow down man, don't want OP to get alcohol poisoning, do we?
olpally 33
I think that's the only way to suppress the horrifying images. It's cheap and easier to afford than therapy. Just get black out drunk so you don't remember. Haha. Not alcohol poisoning though.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That method of coping with your problems is only temporary. It is only masking the real issues instead of actually working on them and improving your situation. And it is one of the most common ways people fall victim to alcoholism. If you were to start getting black-out drunk every time you were in a negative situation, rather than seeing a therapist if you should need to do so, it can quickly become a habit and eventually lead into alcoholism.
olpally 33
Well, just sucking the fun out of this aren't we? Of course I should've clarified by saying moderate how much you drink to get rid of the images. But now I look like an idiot for not putting that in my original comment, so I will get negatively voted on. Can't win them all. Thank you for your valid insights bellabelle. *bury me in downvotes for stupidity*
Zebediabolical 45
69 - Heroin works too. If OP does it every day for a month he'll probably be too focused on coming up with a fix every single day for the rest of his life to remember why he started. Problem solved!
ShakeDisPlace 10
well now I know I'm not the only person this happens to.
gary3768 13
If there not careful sausage may be on the menu
Getspmak 15
Sausage anyone?
dead_insects 18
appetite....gone.
Zebediabolical 45
I don't see an FYL here. It's nudity. It's not that big a deal. If people weren't so uptight about it America would be a way more awesome place. I don't really see a YDI either so I won't click either. The only problem I see here is the potential for burns because there's no aprons involved. Though it's less likely than if they were frying bacon.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you are going to be getting some sun in the front yard...