nopleasestopmother
Lake Mills, United States
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
scarredforlife
United States
America! F*** yeah!
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Ohkourt
Mommy dearest
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
What the hell did you do?
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Great, thanks, I hate you
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Fatnlonely
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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beaglegal 42
Well, that's an image you are never going to get out of your head... Sorry OP!
Greenguy9 8
That's disgusting.
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beaglegal 42
Well, that's an image you are never going to get out of your head... Sorry OP!
JMichael 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I can't even imagine my own parents swimming naked in the pool OP..I'm am so sorry for the loss of your eyesight.
teotsi 28
Too hard, #41. Too hard.
Greenguy9 8
That's disgusting.
sunnyray812 42
"It's natural, honey!"
Ashamed_Sister 60
What's wrong with being naked? Since I was a little girl we spend summer vacations on nudist beaches. Seeing my family members naked in a pool is nothing unusual.
EmmaMK 35
Nothing wrong with being starkers in your own home. Hundreds of naturist beaches is Europe. It's normal. Maybe ask them to tell you when they are naked if it bothers you.
_Heisenberg__ 15
I can see why your name is ashamed sister lol
Ashamed_Sister 60
@53: No, you cannot. You simply assume something which would be embarrassing for is equally embarrassing for me, but my comment should tell you that it is not. The reason for my user name is completelly different.
RedPillSucks 33
But sometimes it's fun making shit up
SmittyJA24 26
My favorite beaches are nudist / clothing optional. Obviously.
culphy 14
My family are nudists too. Nudism isn't rare in my house. My mum does chores naked. We actually own a beautiful nudist park on the south coast of Australia. My parents will inherit it off my grandparents and then my sister and I will. Nice having your retirement sorted at 19 :)
Ryanc621 9
#80 every beach is a nudist/ clothing optional beach if you want it to be
aisg 14
Maybe cuz it's impossible to unsee?
cakefete2 31
Well mom, how can i put this delicately?
dipsheep 11
Gross. You're gonna need brain bleach to unsee that
andiesaur 18
Some things just shouldn't happen... I think witnessing that is one of them. Good luck with the parents, OP. At least they weren't having sex when you caught them.
tayymeds 23
That we know of...
cakefete2 31
"Good work son, now you're not getting a sister!"
FimogenFeels 14
No skinny dipping with the family? But seriously, FYL. That's really weird and should be a no brainer for them.
Mrtigerblue 14
#6 it's their pool they have every right to be naked op can stay in his room if he's uncomfortable with that fact. if I had a pool I'd be naked in it unless I had to not be(in situations like company)
KingLewisII 34
I don't know about you but if that's the case I would consider my child company.
LifeAsJeremiah 10
I'm sorry OP, must be very scarring
Jelbeztok 17
I can't imagine the psychological damage one would suffer from seeing their parents nude.
Thunderstruck14 30
If you can get traumatized just by seeing a naked human, you already have a problem. Nudity is natural and is not harmful at all.
RedPillSucks 33
@34 say that AFTER you've walked in on your grandparents having sex
spikekutter 9
go skinny dip with them and join the party..
iOceanus 18
The level of awkward is too damn high!
Enslaved 38
Then proudly show them your helicopter moves!
cakefete2 31
*checks scouter* Number 26, it's over 9000!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Enslaved, please elaborate on these helicopter moves of which you speak. I avoid using google after the blue waffle incident of '09
HockeyPlayerLife 13
Just the thought of that -.- Plain disgusting. Payback, just get a bunch of friends and go skinny dipping in the pool while your parents are home.
JuzReading 23
But then OP's parents might join them!
HockeyPlayerLife 13
That's when you beat them with pool noodles and run! xD
JuzReading 23
A naked pool fight... What better way to bond with the family.
HockeyPlayerLife 13
I'm twitching just from the mental picture ~.~
RedPillSucks 33
Twitching with delight?
HockeyPlayerLife 13
No, twitching from how disgusting that is >_