Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
ironik69 31
Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!
DerrickJames 33
Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.
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Comments (65)
ironik69 31
Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Or he could get his revenge by staying naked
gotaplanstan 28
Snitches wind up in ditches 1.
illegalbeagle69 23
At least he won't be naked 55.
mrfancyman 7
His sister was a little bitch to take his clothes and not fess up even after the damage was done so he should snitch.
flashback.miss 28
Put Nair in her shampoo when you're home Or blue hair dye. But seriously, explain, hopefully they're not the type to take the word over the younger sibling due to age alone.
xninix_fml 36
Your eye picture scares me every time I see you comment...
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Yes! Same here! I mean. Wtf is a tounge...
Treveyon56 14
Dude don't listen to them. That picture is creepy in a good way.
8born8 18
you could always make her wet her bed... save up your pee in a bottle , so it's authentic. i would save your revenge for when you get home, let her think that she got away with it.... or you could get a pair of scissors and every second night chop a little bit off piece by piece...
poloy325 9
That's an eye
keverdeen 14
I hope you ratted her out to get revenge!
websphere69 27
That's not revenge, that's just snitching. Need to do something sneaky to get her back!
DerrickJames 33
Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.
teamlightskin 14
I always wanted to go streaking, sounds exciting!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Oh, God, you confident people!! :O
Uramonkey 11
He can't cross it off! Not until he does the helicopter ;)
Uramonkey 11
30 - No I mean the cocker chopper.
8born8 18
streaking is easy. my (ex) and i used to have "pants down parties" all the time, it's what happens at the end of your run or if you get caught that makes it difficult. nobody can see much of anything while you're moving, but when you stop it's a different matter... :P
toughchick14 15
Next time steal her clothes because karma's a bitch!
Trisha_aus 15
I don't think that's how karma works..
onaa3r 10
Try "next time steal her clothes because revenge us a dish best served... Cold." YEAAAAAAH!
dudeofawe 15
Just leave it, unless your parents want to seriously punish you for it, it's not worth making a huge deal about.
bach2121 13
That's not even funny. What a bitch your sister is.
AmyPond17 33
I read that last part in Yoda's voice. :D
Megan639 16
You can get back at her for that easily.
9echo 17
How inconsiderate of you!
toughchick14 15
Huh? What are you talking about?
xninix_fml 36
^ a sorry attempt at a joke is my guess.
cristy91 33
Ask your parents what's more likely: you streaking back to where they are or a sibling doing something to make you look silly. If they can't tell, both of them must have been an only child in a very sheltered home because the answer is pretty clear.