Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
yousuck44 11
I feel very sorry op. well look on the bright side you didn't find your mom and dad having sex in your bed in a threesome with the gardener Jim.
Michael903 18
Did you call to say you were coming over?
musiciangirl591 16
i think OP lives with his parents...
taybear0 14
gross
outoftown 27
Just leave the first aid kit by the bbq, before they yell for you to get it when the grease spatters.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Nothing wrong with being I. The suit your born with. It the prudes and others like them that think its wrong
an3ph 20
Aaaaaaaaaand for desert we have sautéed eyeballs.
Muffin_boo 12
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I hope they didn't ruin BBQs for you! I would be a sad panda if every time I smelt BBQ my naked parent bodies would slip through the cracks of my mental block. Dx
Late_night83 25
You came from his **** and out of her ******. Grow up.
cna1216 15
Is that better or worse than seeing them...you know....getting sticky? (o_o) My deepest apologies.
iDaika9xL 13
Sound sexy parents