Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
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neutralpiehotel 0
If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.
Incubuss 0
My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.
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Comments (86)
Person1233 13
I wish I lived in Connecticut.
arielhoee 9
Us girls wear thongs so our underwear lines don't show & because they're comfortable. OP: my dance studio doesn't let us wear underwear for our performances, so I wear a thong. I ripped my pants at dress rehearsal doing the splits one year, they were made out of nylon, & everyone still teases me about it. Rofl.
shinkukage09 0
Oi, don't lump every male together. Not every male is a horny moron who can't think of anything but sex, naked women, and ****.
The_Pleb 0
Every male is a horny moron, Except you but your half woman or gay anyway
Dump_fml 0
Yeah. Some are gay.
sarcdude 3
Exactly. I'm not a moron.
hd123 0
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myballs 0
AhahahAHAHAHAHAHA. This is a true FML. This is the quintessential red-faced holy-****-did-this-just-happen-to-me moment. Learn to laugh, OP. You probably would have cracked up if it were someone else.
chakrabs 0
It all depends on if you're hot or not.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Indeed! This doesn't HAVE to be an FML.
pureecstasy 5
10 be fineee
NzxtZ06 0
pics or it never happened
NzxtZ06 0
I'm serious, otherwise you're a phony, a big fat phony.
pureecstasy 5
0.o 10 fineee
pingpongpickle 8
wtf. you should have worn bloomers underneath, that is so disgusting having only a thong. ydi!!
Insane_Tea 15
On average men think about sex every 7 seconds. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3..!!!! I guess I'm ahead of the curve.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Connecticut sucks, this is probably the most interesting thing about CT I've ever heard.
marsrover12 0
I agree I love thongs
Occums_Razor 0
YDI for thinking you could get away with wearing a thong.
sulitak 27
oh yeah... thongs are totally comfortable and not at all awkward. I'll stick with my boy shorts and avoid the butt floss feeling
Incubuss 0
My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.
Person1233 13
Wait scratch that.. She was probably some fatass 12-13 year old.. *shudders*
MzRodriquez95 0
Why would you wear a thong to school ?
marsrover12 0
Yeah.
thecman25 14
To entertain the guys
Attrox 0
I hope you were nice enough to give them a good view of it. ...Of course, if you're some fat *****, I guess you weren't that appreciated.
neutralpiehotel 0
If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.
lostfaithinpppl 19
At least you were wearing a thong. Could have had nothing under your skirt ;)
muichini 0
she could have worn actual under wear not a loin cloth on a string
psychoxxxinvader 3
Ugh... Thats embarassing :S
alexxss_fml 10
lmfaoo!!! love it haha
randomdude1234 0
YDI for wearing butt floss
MonsterSlayer13 5
...eww....
Kuato 0
Hmmm, better post a picture of the event so we can confirm the authenticity of this fml.
Feverrotes 15
^This WIN
yuchen 3
lol