Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Baked
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Fresh air
Today, my parents actually kicked me into the back garden and made me sit outside for an hour so they could have sex without having to worry about me hearing them go at each other like a pair of 15-stone rabbits hopped up on Viagra. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
It's hot!
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.
tennisrapper1 14
Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL
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Comments (183)
MissNicky_fml 0
Well that sucks.
jasonbrosef 0
There's a button for this...
WCARlover 35
Yeah it sounds like something that should be on Fmylife.c--oh wait
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Thank you Captain Obvious.
baddawg365 0
Let's hope it doesn't go that route
WCARlover 35
59, let's see how many TDs you get
alexup24 13
Darn I ran out of popcorn yesterday...
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Sucks what?
Justin23L 2
That sounds like a good time!
kickuwithmyfist 1
Can I join them?!=D
blondebrunette11 4
Oh definitely. That would be fun..?
hockeyoceancity 13
Fun isn't the right word... Interesting? and if Netherlands is anything like New Jersey durning this time of year, one word, Bugs... Lots and lots of bugs. Damn you blood sucking disgusting multiple legged flying creatures!
khaayotic 16
Well don't let your parents have ALL the fun OP, join in and have some family bonding !
xoconnie 8
I think that is actually illegal......
VoteForTaco 8
wijveken zuipt u gewoon klem :D
SpottedZebra42 14
You people have all of my what.
smerry 3
Yolo ?
Dragonstorm786 17
Incest is wincest.
Angel157 8
I think I would shoot myself if my parents did that.... I'm so sorry that you had to witness that
tennisrapper1 14
You shouldn't say that 3. Unless, you've seen 2 girls 1 cup. It cannot be unseen... -_-
boofgall 16
You'd shoot yourself? Seems a little drastic, don't you think?
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Why would those two things ever be your options ? They can always leave the house
pinkalicious224 7
He was obviously joking gosh life's too short live a little
Angel157 8
I don't mean that I would literally shoot myself. It was an exaggeration & if you don't find your parents naked nasty then you have problems
mxnuelh 2
Be proud of them !
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Until they eat the forbidden fruit. Then they have to put on clothes and leave, much to Op's relief.
tennisrapper1 14
Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL
codyFML 0
It's not illegal to be nude on your own property. So the police won't be an issue
iiDangerCloseBK 6
If your outside and visible to other people/children then it's public nudity. Your house or not.
horseraddish 4
Check their location. People in the Netherlands are not so puritanical about the human body, laws are different everywhere.
MistaKrista 8
Here, police can't arrest you for public nudity if you're on your own property, so they usually just annoy you with tickets until you give up. After a few tickets for your grass being too high, or for your car being too far from the curb, most people would just go inside.
gracehi 33
Wait...so, in the Netherlands, the police can ticket you for neglecting your lawn, but they can't arrest you for exposing your naked body to the public so long as you're within your property line? Call me an ignorant closed-minded American, but that seems very ironic and hypocritical to me.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
Ray_of_midnight 23
I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice.... That's true in several U.S. states as well, including my own home state of Massachusetts. It's perfectly legal to be nude on your own property, even outdoors, so long as you're not actually doing anything lewd or obscene. (You won't, however, make any friends among your neighbors, and the cops might have a talk with you to let you know you're offending the neighbors and they might suggest that you cut it out.) This is NOT true everywhere. In Virginia, Eric Williamson made the news when he got arrested for indecent exposure. He went to his kitchen in the nude at (he claimed) 5:30 in the morning to make himself a cup of coffee before taking a shower, and one of the neighbors happened to look in his window and saw him. He was eventually found not guilty, but nonetheless, this case would seem to suggest that simple nudity on your own property is not flat-out legal in Virginia the way it is in Massachusetts.
gracehi 33
I realize that different cultures have different attitudes about nudity & that laws reflect that, but you'd think a government so free with public nudity would be less tight ass about lawn care. If the cops can tell you to mow your lawn, they should be able to tell you to wear clothes in public view
Finnick_fml 12
.... join them? ;) No, but, if you don't have neighbors, and it's really, really hot I don't blame them. Just avoid the garden, OP!
ghirahim 5
Adam and eve?
DocBastard 40
It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.
tennisrapper1 14
Hey Alan, why can't we thumb up FML mods' comments? They're always so awesome... Just know that if I could thumb you up, I would. :)
DocBastard 40
Alan, what Fritzl did is an abomination. What these parents are doing is harmless.
ZTD09 2
Had to google Josef Fritzl, and I'm not sure if I agree with Doc or Alan.
DespairFaction 11
Well at least they won't get tan lines.
DocBastard 40
No no, agree with me. When in doubt, the bald one is wrong.
tennisrapper1 14
Since I can thumbs up doc, I agree with him. :P
griffy14 9
I don't always agree with doc, but wow. Have to on this one. Josef fritzl was a monster. Regardless of what his defense attorney said on the first day of court.
the_anti_hipster 7
I dunno, 10 M&Ms is pretty impressive...which hole can you fit 10 M&Ms, Doc?
br0ccoli 15
Is this seriously being compared to Fritzl? Way to skew the gravity of the situation and impose a "big brother" mentality. You're comparing a harmless lifestyle choice to a heinous sociopath simply through word association? People can't even get their daily dose of vitamin D without getting demonized these days...sheesh!
DocBastard 40
Br0c - Don't take Alan seriously. Ever.
Sirin_fml 47
"People can't even make a joke without getting demonised these days... sheesh!"
kamikrazy 6
I know how to decide who to agree with! Eenee meenee min....
kamikrazy 6
100 Alans messing with peoples heads. 1 fell down and bumped his head. Then came the doctor and then said. No more Alans jumping on the bed! Jk
KiddNYC1O 22
Dafuq did I just read? ^
zombiejombie 0
Or Alan was trying a shove 10 M&M's up his nose and had to call the doctor.
br0ccoli 15
Whoa... Two mods in one thread? I feel like I just witnessed the first sunrise. My freedom fighter popped out. It seeped out and was influenced by reading articles on mind control, followed by reading this FML thread. Here, Alan. Let me help you put those m&ms up there. *offers m&ms* Regular or peanut? If you want to get fancy, there are pretzel and peanut butter varieties.
DespairFaction 11
kinda gives you a uncontrollable boner seeing 2 mods in one thread
l23VIVE 17
OMG 2 mods in one thread.... I have officially finished ecerything on my bucket list except the first thing, 1)lose virginity
henry214365 4
Maybe they wanted some fun
jerseyboy732 16
it's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes
tennisrapper1 14
I am, gettin' so hot. I needs take my cloooothes off! Great song, great album. (in case you don't know, 10 is referencing Hot in Herre by Nelly. The album is called Nellyville).
BigBoyBounce 5
Thanks 32 but I'm pretty sure everyone has heard that song over 100 time by now.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not that it matter but you got the lyrics wrong.
KiddNYC1O 22
To #32. ^
cosmosis 12
32- Nelly is gay!! m/ METAL FOREVER m/
tennisrapper1 14
110 - I "sang" the part where the woman sang in the chorus. :P It actually is part of the song.
therealslim 15
No 110, it's "I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off" I thought you knew everything about that song?
SkoomaKi 28
No one said you had to look. Just go out with friends or stay in your bedroom. It might save your sanity and eyes.