Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
kittycat2007 18
im probably alone in this but who cares? stop being such a prude and deal with it. if you dont like it, go somewhere else.
Zebediabolical 45
I agree wholeheartedly. If you're disturbed by them being nude in their own backyard then keep yourself locked in a room when you're not at school or work. It's just nudity. Remember. Underneath their clothes /everyone/ is naked!
MlleMC_fml 19
I've seen my parents naked, as they came out of the shower for example, but that's not something I'd like to see more often. And my father stopped being naked around my sister and me as soon as we weren't little children anymore (same thing with my mother and brothers). It's not that they look disgusting or anything, but I don't think anyone likes to be reminded that their parents have a sex life (even if they ought to have one since they're parents)...
Zebediabolical 45
@71 Yes. It's his parents. Unless you're in that teenage rebellion i'm ashamed of my parents mid teens phase, it's not a big deal. A nude person is a nude person. Most of the world is a lot more casual about nudity than the US. So long as you're not getting some kind of sexual pleasure out of seeing them nude then what's the problem? I've seen my folks naked and it doesn't bother me. At all. I used to go to the gym three times a week with my dad. Which always included a hot tub and a schvitz. So yeah. I saw my dad naked for fifteen to twenty minutes stints three times a week. And according to you I need therapy for bonding with him? That's a crock. You're kind of right though. I should be in therapy. But it doesn't have anything to do with seeing naked people that I'm related to.
laden_swallow09 35
Don't be such a prude. You came from there, after all.
BananerzFresh 12
Officially scarred for life!
cetlawizard 15
At some point ALL of our nude bodies "appear" as a nightmare to someone, including yours..so don't be so judgmental...lol
jatinbhanot 6
In what part of the world do such people live?
Ceejay1 13
Its there house ,they can stay naked. They should atleast give you a heads up .
aliciavanham 13
A warning would be nice
jonha21 11
I Feel Sorry For your eyes
rockydify 22
It's their backyard. They should be able to be nude if they want.
fadingaway 17
Oh no, human bodies, how awful.