Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
HowAreYouToday 34
When the first three comments are exactly the same, its time to put down the beer.
Wizardo 34
I'm using the android app and its acting up. I don't know what's wrong, it said my comment couldn't be published and then I see three of the same ones :/ Sorry if it looks like spam and I don't drink btw.
Jemm_fml 29
Sarcasm mofo, do you speak it?!
jnanderson 16
Upvoted for tatty bojangles
ChristopherM_fml 16
I will now use that word.
jessi_sunshine 26
38 - I don't know, I think the boyfriend is kind of sweet. Maybe OP once complained about being small-breasted and he bought her a push-up to boost her self-esteem. Even so, I think the fact that he defended her speaks a lot about his character. I'd rather have a boyfriend who was a little mistaken about judging my actual size than one who was incredibly focused on it and knew exactly how small or large I was.
Soloman212 28
38; if someone was shallow and wanted to date someone big-breasted, they'd date someone big-breasted, not date someone with small breasts then buy them a push-up bra and defend her when his friends insult her. Those two things sound like they're specifically to boost OP's self-esteem, especially since she's self conscious, as she posted this FML. To me the boyfriend seems really sweet.
Wizardo 34
#115, please feel free to spread the poetic prowess and lyrical masterfullness that is - tatty bonjangles.
Gvfell 9
Tatty Bojangles. You just won the internet, #1.
YourVoiceofReasn 6
A big heart is actually a dangerous medical condition.
dunebro 15
Then why did he feel offended?
Peachy2392 26
Why is your boyfriend's friend commenting on your boobs to begin with?
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
Ceejay1 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your boyfriend & his friend are idiots.
SuperDanielNL 23
Why would her boyfriend be an idiot? He tried to defend her, he didn't nod in agreement
emilyjgraham 34
Her boyfriend defended her, how is that idiotic? Yes, he was wrong but I believe it's a good sign if your boyfriend sticks up for you when his mates start picking at her.
feelingold 18
When I was young I once made a comment about the **** of a buddy's girlfriend. He hit me in the face and didn't talk to me for a week. And quite right. OP you need to find a guy like that, who doesn't let your friends disrespect you.
SuperDanielNL 23
Sure, that wasn't very tactfull of you, but a punch in the face? That goes quite far, especially if you were friends. Needles to say, never comment on a friends girlfriends boobs (if he is around at least)...
Horsempeg 25
Why? Who cares about breast size, at least she has a boyfriend. Girls who have no boobs and wear extremly padded bras are dumb,.who wants **** up to their chin? Be confident in your body OP, its a lot better :)
TimeDisposalEngi 14
The boyfriend is an idiot because he bought her a push-up bra... If he didn't care about her breast size he wouldn't have felt the need to purchase a bust-enhancer :P how are you guys failing to see that part?
journeytotheend 16
Because... Boobs
inthedopeshow 17
I don't think they're idiots but I am confused as to why the boyfriend was okay with his friends obviously checking out OP. Maybe I'm just dumb but I thought it was some sort of bro code that guys won't look at their friend's girlfriend in a sexual way, or at least won't talk about it.
TheDrifter 24
You're asked to look at the menu, you just can't order anything. His buddy was trying to make her fell bad, so he stuck up for her with the most plausible explanation he could think of. Also, it's not the size enhancement a lot of men enjoy their women in push up bras for, it's the shape enhancement. Happy little bouncy globes of joy.
omgthisisgay 10
How do you know he bought the push up bra for his own satisfaction? Maybe she wanted it and he wanted to buy it for her to make her happy. I know if I wanted a pushup bra, my bf would buy it for me even though he loves my tiny chest.
Phyre24 17
My thoughts on this are that the boyfriend lied about it being a sports bra for her sake so as to not embarrass her. I also believe that she;s probably sensitive about their size and he bought it for her to give her a (pun intended) boost.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
CheeseTron 15
Join the little titty committee OP!
SuperDanielNL 23
Itteh bitteh titteh commiteh?
interesting33 37
A lot of guys really like small boobs :)
Rodville 28
Me for one. Anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.
suboy 10
Im an ass man myself. So small breasts are no problem for me. Unless you look like a little boy. I draw the line there.
xxxbooxxx 16
Damn straight small boobs can be good boobs! & I know how you feel op. been there. /:
The_weird_one_2 13
It's the itty bitty titty commity get it right
journeytotheend 16
All boobs are...... All women boobs are good boobs!
Pleonasm 36
Don't we have desperately overused clichés to throw around for women here, too? FIne, I'll make one up. "It's not the size of the mountain, it's how how you climb it!" ... Almost as bad as the other ones.
SuperDanielNL 23
Anything more than that fits your hand is a waste. (Dutch saying about boobs)
Pleonasm 36
Not if you're using, let's say, two hands, or your face, amongst other things...
Ki11erC 18
23 - Not just a Dutch saying at all.
mojobanks 8
By the sound of it, you are making mountains out of mole hills.
meherm 11
Your boyfriend is sweet in defending you and at least you know he isn't with you just by physical appearances which means you must have an awesome personality and a kick ass heart.
babyblueyes 27
All boobs are great! Except moobs...those are terrible...
SuperDanielNL 23
Nah, big momma's pancake **** with a large vein and nipples the size of a beer coaster are kinda disturbing.
SlapAndTickle 20
Stop spying on your granny in the shower then. :P
1SxcBuNnii 10
Hahahaha true words. Though they still are fun to play with .
KittehGrey 19
And fake ones.. I'd rather small real ones over big fake ones any day..
meherm 11
Your boyfriend is sweet in defending you and at least you know he isn't with you just by physical appearances which means you must have an awesome personality and a kick ass heart.
meherm 11
I have no idea why my comment posted twice..:
MartiOan 8
Maybe they look bigger without clothes on?
darwinism 30
You haven't seen many naked boobs, have you?