Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
fareith 15
Yeah, besides, he will be seeing the same thing in 20 years when he looks in the mirror!
HKCgrimmjow 15
You went hoping to sun a little and ended up finding the moon, BAM Grimm strikes again
newzealand 28
Yikes! Not the kind of sausage you were expecting to find when you smelt the BBQ
dakatabg 31
Sucks, doesn't it
K410 18
The only burn worse than a sun burn is a memory burn ._.
Shenanigans9 8
Only the dead know peace from OP's pain.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Puns, I love them
hoffmanam 13
I just hate it when that happens
jojimugo 20
Their house, unfortunately their rules
XxDevilxXGt 26
And how often exactly has that happened to you?
Wealthyparrot 9
My parents walk around nude occasionally, but they have the decency to warn us ahead of time when/where the'll be naked.
Dallasluver19 14
Run.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Running won't erase that horrible image.
ironichalibut 24
And if they chase after him? Forget about it! Oh wait, you can't because it's an even worse imagine than them placidly barbecuing
Trisha_aus 15
He can run all the way here to Aus, no summer or naked bodies for now.
MichellinMan 20
#38 No, but running your head into a wall might.
bandofsand 10
Nakedness and proximity to a hot grill - your parents are livin' wild.
Freethaawave 19
I know, I would be scared I'd burn myself!
RedPillSucks 33
Or put the wrong sausage on the bun
MrConcise 35
Nudists: Expressing more than a middle school girl on Facebook.
lilhellian 27
These days I'm doubting that.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
timelessone 16
I'm instantly reminded of the nudist family from family guy.
Freethaawave 19
Yeah, when Meg went out with their son. Thanks for reminding the girls of FML that Meg has had more dates than them.
ashencer23 7
This truly disturbed me.
AmberDarkness 8
No one cares
IOmnomHard 10
10- Wow, you're actually extremely rude. Every time I try to start going on FML again, I see a sour grapes comment like yours and remember why I stopped. Grow up, learn some manners, and leave your snarky comments at the door.
Shenanigans9 8
Oh noes, a snarky comment? Poor baby :( FML doesn't cater specifically to your needs, and some of us enjoy the snarky comments more than the usual boring ones. Don't like them? You said it yourself, just leave FML.
IOmnomHard 10
89- Finding joy in rude comments sounds like a personal problem with your self esteem, so I won't delve into that one... You remind me of those people from highschool. Not the bullies, but the ones who stand around and laugh with the bullies. Not driven enough to be the bully, but insecure enough to egg the bully on...But, anyways, I really do wish you luck getting through life with that state of mind.
feelingold 18
lighten up cartoon kitty. I just left another FML with people crying about their dead pets, all this negativity is harshing my mellow
ciigoeswtf 11
im starting to get scared of FML, yet im greatful my family is only semi insane..
Welshite 40
Don't be afraid of FML; be terrified of the grammar nazis. Speaking of which... I'm* Grateful*
ciigoeswtf 11
i get the grateful, but im too lazy for apostrophes.
Welshite 40
Is your shift key broken as well? It's become a sad world when one is too lazy to press an extra key so as to make a sentence better.
pwnman 33
Grateful shouldn't have been capitalized, as well as you could have corrected him saying - "Here is a better sentence to improve your sentence: I'm starting to get scared of FML, yet I'm grateful my family is going semi-insane...
Welshite 40
#32: I'm not in the habit of changing commenters' posts. Substituting "going" for "only" seems honest, but a bit unnecessary, in my opinion. Also, if I really wish to nitpick, I would have to say that you are missing quotation marks. As for "Grateful", my phone automatically capitalized without me noticing.
bReLiNg 18
Watch out- grilling next to shrubbery can be dangerous.
_DudeGuy_ 16
They didn't invite me? I am so much fun at nude barbecues!
SmittyJA24 26
Same here. The wife & I will be glad to attend!