Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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incognito1520 20
You saw it. You can't unsee it.
emmingle 24
and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.
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Comments (66)
FrankHotpants 31
Doesn't matter how you look at it, Not OK
bandofsand 10
Actually, just better not to look at all.
Q10 5
Say good-bye to your sex life
Goldenberry_fml 14
How is that relevant
NeinKittenz 20
Because OP has sex with his parents?
hitmanoo 16
There's no blinding the mind's eye!!!
True_NonBeliever 6
Some things are just never meant to be seen! Tough luck OP.
DanqGirlxoxo 13
You have nothing to worry about up until they start inviting your family members, neighbors, maybe your the girl you've been in love with for years .... So i guess until that time comes , EXPRESS YOUR INNER NUDITY !
redbluegreen 41
And that was just the appetizer.
buckdharma 38
Don't worry op. Your mom will get tired of firing up that huge ass grill for one little weenie.
timelessone 16
Be happy they didn't invite the neighbors. Nudist block party!
Jemm_fml 29
Betcha you were gonna sun your body naked too.
LyraAlluse 25
Sounds like a good time!