Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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xxxx420 1
They're getting their wicked on :)
Jake_ToXic 3
what's wrong with Juggalos? -_-
viciousgrin 5
Sounds more like the fag wagon to me
ThecomingofTan 9
When they do a drive by, they can fit 20 members in one little car.
lizard399 0
It's sad when grown "adults" feel the need to act like teenagers. They want to be apart of this "family" but it's all just sponsored idealism with a profit. Following in this bullshit generally creates obnoxious, egotistical, white trash womanizers.. with shitty tattoos, chains, hats, shirts and such. Women that join this shit are just trying to fit in with dudes because they're lonely pathetic ******. That's the truth.
nevershoutyana 4
You know what? I'm so sick and tired of everyone hating on Juggalos, we're normal people just like you. We're a group of outcasts who have bullied and what have you, just because you don't like our music or how we paint our faces occassionally, doesn't give you the right to hate on us. I can promise you that if you took the time to get to know us, or even just one of us, you'd see that we're some of the coolest, nicest, most loyal people you will ever meet. Take the time to know us before you judge us.
lizard399 0
You're young and it makes you feel like you belong, blah. I went to school with REAL juggalos that wouldn't be acting like a whiny kid on the internet. I admit they're idiots but the real thing that makes my skin crawl (besides the violent trailer trash movement) is sad emotional kids that proudly put a stupid sticker on themselves and act like they're actually standing up for something.
NRA_advocate 5
And Jackie Chan over a gate
pharoah95 5
I bet some of your friends are juggalos or juggalettes and you don't even know it. Me personally am a juggalo and without wearing the face paint once in awhile you would have trouble telling me apart from other people.being a juggalo is being true to who you are.loyal to the family and don't forget to holla WHOOP WHOOP. Op you should be proud of your parents. And for all you haters a real juggalo could care less about what you say about them
richards621 9
ICP <3
iilovecokee 6
I have no idea what anyone is talking about here. Damn, I'm only 23 and already falling behind with trends and slang words.