Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.
mermaidkeels 26
Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.
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Comments (33)
hantu69 22
Early Christmas gift ? Haha FYL
mermaidkeels 26
Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.
vca_fml 8
That's pretty shitty.
Lalala579121 28
That would be pretty disgusting if OP was using dirty toilet paper.
higgysaurus 18
Now when you say dirty do you mean used as well or just like some dirt on it? Cause if there is just some dirt on it I would use it, especially if thats all I had.
bigmusclebro 20
I realize the error in my mistakes as I now have no toilet paper. Would you be so kind as to roll my rolls back to me? That would be greatly appreciated!
nash1991 20
Well look at the bright side. You got free toilet paper!
olpally 33
Call it a win win situation. You get free toilet paper and your ass is now clean. Be glad they didn't break into your place.
Oppression_fml 19
Making the best out of a bad situation(s) keeping holding in OP.
toastbrot 9
maybe next time someone will throw eggs at your house - then you can have a nice breakfast!
Lalala579121 28
I really hope the "in" was intentional and not a typo.
DocBastard 40
There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.
americanafrican 32
Priorities. Doc has em right
Grayness_ 26
Not to be that guy, but when I was growing up, we used to wipe our asses with newspaper because toilet paper was a luxury. So considered yourself blessed !
WCARlover 35
I would buy toilet paper for you OP. hope you can make that one last for a while, no one should have to go without