unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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gq217 0
i myself am a lette and have been as long as i can remember... i am not stupid nor retarded in the least. i am as a matter of fact probably more educated then alot of these fucknutz. expecally some of the fucknutz that are claiming to be juggalos who dont know the begining of it. they r the ones who give true los and lettes a bad name because they make us look like ******* fools. but we true los and lettes know where the **** we stand so bring it please talk more shit we love the sight of ur stupidity. ps OP YDI for being a closed minded crybaby :)
Bladian 5
But you can't even speak properly. Type, I should say.
DocBastard 40
Yes, comments like these really give you people a good name. Just the fact that you feel the need to label yourself and call yourselves a "family" is pathetic.
aaliyahsagirah 5
Yes, because a very well educated young woman would say 'fucknutz'. Perhaps you should try proper grammar before boasting your superior knowledge. On a second note, you're not a 'true' juggalette' or whatever the hell you call it. There's no such thing as a 'true' anything that is technically not real. Even the band members themselves said true members stay in school and get an education. Perhaps you should do the same.
gq217 0
OH YA AND WOOPWOOP MUTHAFAWKAZ
ogfunkyfresh801 0
what a bunch of clowns!!
nigha 5
get my 40 out and pour some fo ya little bratha
ancianlia 4
That does not sound good. X.x
KeeganFromKent 0
Honestly Juggalos aren't that bad they stick together like a family because they are tired of all the ignorant people like you.
jjmiller1001 17
Juggalos are classified as a gang by the FBI, why would you want to "belong"? Oh I forgot, when you were 5 your mom beat you and your dad raped you. Remember nothing is ever your fault!
Maddie_baybee 0
lol at gr
Maddie_baybee 0
lol at gq217. claiming to be more educated then all other the other people commenting then spelling especially wrong. I'm 14 and am already more educated than you.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
There should be a 'your life ******* blows' option just for things like this. 'your life sucks' just doesn't convey enough. Sorry to hear they had to pick ICP, I honestly can't think of anything worse.