unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
okamikiba 1
WHOOP WHOOP! Juggalos aint a fad its a family. Wicked clowns for life
AliceStar 2
Ew.
xoxo_GG 12
this is fantastic sorry totally a juggalette and think its sweet!!!
fatalwish 6
You mean fag wagon
WickedClownMCL 1
How bout you all **** off eh? There is not on damn thing wrong with me or any other of my Juggalos cept the fact that were different, we get high and like to do shit. We live our life how we choose we aint ashamed!! So all of you can take youthumb and shove it STRAIGHT up your ass. OP **** you. Your parents are pretty ******* cool and its not a "Fad" its a way of life. All you pricks on high horses looking down on us for not being like you, shove it. We could give two ***** and a shit less. Much Mother ******* Wicked Clown Love. Whoop Whoop.
Shrike 24
Grow up and stop complaining because people have different tastes, hypocrite. Make an FML about it if you can't shut your butt hurt up. You know what, god forbid you have to grow up and go into the real world without your stupid fraternity rip-off or without mooching off your "family" or your pot. Speaking of pot, go smoke some and chill the **** out, Ronald McDonald.
bigsexy94 6
People look down on you because you deserve to be looked down on. Swearing at people about how little you care shows that you DO care and promoting your stupid cult only makes you look like an asshole... that and the clown makeup. That being said, I'd like to say thanks for completely disproving every other juggalo who commented on this trying to make it seem like they're smart. You did a good thing.
PerditaDessa 38
I really wish the ones like you would actually read all the other comments prior to posting. There are a handful of people who are trying to display the fact that not all of us are bumbling idiots. There is a lot wrong with everyone, you and other Juggalos included, so a statement like that holds no helpful value. Not all of us get high; though, I'm sure in some manner everyone "likes to do shit." Neither of those qualities represent Juggalos as a whole, though. I believe that you meant that you could not give two ***** about their opinion, but by posting you display the fact that you do. There is nothing wrong with having pride in who you are, and what group you associate with; as long as, you do it in an intelligent manner. Please, for ****'s sake, take a moment and think about what it is you're saying before posting as a spokesperson for a group.
moop256 10
quelle douleur? Quelqu'un vous at-coup de pied dans le vagin?
bri_maselli 0
Jesus, how illiterate and uneducated can you be? If only you guys would have stayed in school instead of dressing up like clowns and shit, you'd probably be well rounded individuals.. It ******* rubs me the wrong way when I see a grown ass man taking time and effort to paint and dress himself like a clown... Not right.
PerditaDessa 38
284: Well rounded individuals realize that stereotyping is not a valid way to form a judgement. They also tend to be open minded. Your comment does not demonstrate that you posses either quality so from your basis of judgement you're just as bad as them. Just because you dislike it doesn't mean it's not right.
puertorican13 6
Juggalos are not as bad as what you guys may think. It's just a group some people like more than others. Everyone has there "clique" well being a juggalos or juggalette are some people's choice. I am a juggalette and dang proud of it!
moop256 10
Can you see the universal beauty of a pancake?
BrysGirl27 14
Hmmmmmmm.....dont know what to say to that...?
vbelll 1
Hell ya!!! whoop whoop!
mintcandyapple 3
I don't know what a "junggalo" is but it for sure sounds like a FML situation!!
Wovi_69 3
Feel sorry for you, what's with juggalos anyways? Never saw the appeal.