unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
TourettesGuy69 0
ICP SUCKS!!
RoxxiIvor 0
Suck it
Attaru 8
What's the big deal? People like different stuff, If everybody liked the same stuff the world would be boring, Try be more open minded.
colonialsgirl33 0
hey, nothing is wrong with juggalos!
DinoDavy23 5
AWESOME
samatha531 3
Nothing wrong with juggalos well atleast the old school ones.
c8750 2
OP I'm so sorry. Has your mother even listened to the lyrics. ICP has got to have some of the most degrading lyrics I've ever heard about women. All of you Juggalettes need to actually listen to the songs or build up your self esteem
PerditaDessa 38
Liking a song with degrading lyrics doesn't mean someone has low self esteem. It very well may be that they're confident enough with themselves that they're able to not have a stick up their ass about everything that could/does posses negative connotation. Degrading words aren't something to take offense to, and lyrics aren't the only part of a song.
danx900 7
I'm sorry.
tjvalero 0
Nothing is wrong with juggalos thankyou all we are is a giant family who likes horrorcore and unitity
DocBastard 40
...and bad "music".
AliceStar 2
I'm pretty sure your so called "family" has done so many ****** up things that the FBI now classify it as a gang. The words violent, ignorant, and lazy come to mind. I wonder how many times you've all been to prison.
PerditaDessa 38
253: A gang is technically a group of three or more people who share a common interest. Yes, the FBI classifies them as a "loosely-organized hybrid gang," but the also consider the Highwaymen a gang. Which is an elderly gentlemen's motorcycle club. They're not classified a gang because they've "done so many ****** up things" but because they're close knit and starting to have organized meetings/events that mirror possible gang activity. Not all, nor anywhere near that, 'los/'lettes have been to prison. "Violent, ignorant, and lazy" may come to mind when you think of the family, but that just shows how ignorant you really are.
draegbomb 5
You have to love Insane Clown Posse!
THE_A_TEEN 28
What if I don't "love it"?
lizard399 0
No you don't. Really, you don't. We actually rather you not.
yscpunkchick 14
Dear people of America, We are truly sorry for bestowing upon you the jackasses known as ICP and thus giving you the complete and utter morons known as juggalos and juggalettes. Sincerely, Michigan
ZakAttack21 5
Shouldnt it be the music producer/studio that should be saying sorry?