unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
ozjuggalette 3
MMFWCL!
DecemberSkye44 0
hahahaha. its people like you that I enjoy shaking up faygo and spraying it on. smh. "OMG!!!!! someone is different? HANG THEM!" MMFWCL
YoYoNegro 0
Juggalos are gay.
AutumnSylvia15 0
Hehe funny!!!! -whoop whoop to them-
hatchet_man905 0
whoop whoop!
LeonRoss 0
alright listten her you close minded fool i am my self a juggalo and honestly wouldnt change for anyone ive been one for 14 years now and yea these fake ***** claiming to be a juggalo do give us a bad name but dont let the ones like me or the old school juggalos be casted aside we are a family even if we dont know another juggalo it still feels like weve known the for a lifetime and have their back no matter what so if your parents want to be part of the fam let them who the **** are you to judge what they want to do with their life i know damn well if your parents didnt like something you were doing it pissed you off so accept them omdl im sick of you ****** people who think they are above everyone let us live our life they way we want you dont like it then shut the **** up and deal with it WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL
desireev 18
215- Okay so I'm gonna break it down for you. There's Juggalo Family everywhere.. I agree with that. But there is no such thing as a 'fake' Juggalo. A Juggalo is an outcast to society. Someone who doesn't quite fit in with everyone else. If you're down with the clown, then even better! Anybody and everybody can be a Juggalo. It's Family Love. You love ALL your fellow 'Los and 'Lettes! I mean, Jesus Christ! The song says "What is a Juggalo? A Juggalo? Well that's what it is.. **** if I know. What is a Juggalo? I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, Yo!" Nobody quite knows what it is. All that matters is if you have mad love for your Juggalo Family. And that comes from a Class A Juggalette! :)
ErinBeam 1
You have the coolest parents. EVER.
onanymouse 1
Don't worry, if they know how magnets work they won't be accepted as juggalos anyways.
markmiller2023 0
i love all the retards commenting and trying to defend "juggalos" and just proving their own stupidity
JubileeBee 31
Am I the only one who automatically thought of Gamzee?