unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
julien672 0
I, am so sorry.
star14 0
Lol haha super duper
Darren82 0
WHOOP WHOOP
aaliyahsagirah 5
To the juggalos in this thread going '*** u guyz, we're da same as every1 else and ur all ignorant n stupiid lol whoop clownz 4 lyfe': Have you ever wondered if people like you are the reason people dislike juggalos? If you're going to take your time and write out a rant that is aimed to make people understand you and quit judging you, perhaps you should refrain from saying '*** u' and 'u guyz r all stupid' along with other offensive statements that perpetuate your stereotype.
rollingyoke 0
**** all you haters let people do what they wanna do with themselves they are your parents you still gotta love them
juggalette_slap 0
Whoop whoop way to go mom n dad mmfwcl
juggalette_slap 0
Way to go mom and dad whoop whoop mmfwcl
Anorien 0
My condolences, OP.
Starchild2229 12
We are not a fad, i'm down with the clown and i'm down for life juggalette forever
fishielover1124 12
I hate to laugh, but it's just funny trying to imagine someone's parents doing this. It's worse when I try to imagine my dad and step-mom doing it. Sucks for you, though. Hopefully they'll get bored of it soon >.<