unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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nsvoboda2002 1
Juggalos aren't all bad... Do u even realize that alot of their music has to deal with god or Jesus.. What do u guys think Shangra is? Any ways its about ppl coming together who like pschopatic records... Deal with it..
NoOneLovesYou 13
You're a fine example of why I mock most hardcore ICP fans. It's funny, because most of the time, I'll say to my friends who love the band, "******' magnets, how do they work?" and call it a day. I don't bother those who don't bother me, and I respect differences in musical taste. Perhaps they sound like a pile of shit to me, but I know some of my favorite bands are hated by people. That's cool. Whatever. I don't think you understand, though. Talking about Christianity doesn't make anyone inherently good - I'm an atheist with many neo-pagan and irreligious friends. Religion aside, most of the hardcore fans who have gained publicity are, in fact, annoying motherfuckers. Are, in fact, bad people. Scumbags. That's not to say every ICP fan is, but I can't help but see the ones who scream "WE A FAMLIY, UR JELLUS" as complete imbeciles.
akichan15 5
Somebody sure is closed minded. I'm a juggalette. I'm educated. We're not all dumbasses like you think we are. Don't hate.
kmerritt10 6
Wow man FYL needless to say I'm sure your speechless if i was told that by my parents id freak out
scemmarose 0
Sad moment when you lose someone to the clowns. Time to leave home
SF49ERS 0
Now your whole family is bound to get their asses whipped at any moment. Your life sucks buddy! Good luck.
inusariel 0
I feel so bad for u. I'm sorry
sarahlovesyewxD 8
welcome to the family!!
tw9595 1
Don't hate on the juggalos we are one big family we got each others backs wicked clowns never die
RoxxiIvor 0
I'd be pretty pumped if my mum would finally just give up bitching and rock out with me. My mum didn't like 'cherry piem so I put on 'I stab people' and she told me I was corrupt lol
stinkFist232 3
I wouldn't call Juggalism a fad, per se, but still has got to be awkward...lol