unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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ZakAttack21 5
They wanna have family bonding!
yscpunkchick 14
on another note though, my sister got one of their phone numbers so she gave it to me and my friend prank called him. Best phone call EVER!
mizzjuggalette 1
whoop whoop **** that im dwn for life
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Psssst, Island, he said "hipster", not hippie.
krazylette 0
WHOOP WHOOP
moop256 10
One has a gun that shoots potatoes and the other has a gun that shoots turnips
Diabetic_Macc 0
Juggalo4LyfeNigggaaa
hatchet27 0
Haha nice, no shame in being a juggalo. I love the band and the meaning, you'll just never see me wearing what they all wear haha
xXxHalfGonexXx 6
Whoop whoop
krazylette 0
WHOOP WHOOP