Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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Top comments
rockarolln89 0
anti-social? ...yea, that's why crowds in the thousands go to concerts, and why friends crank their favorite songs in the car and sing along with it... i'd vote fyl, but i think i feel worse for your parents... for being gullible, ignorant twits. so... f your parents' lives.
stephaniegeezy 0
Parents can be so idiotic. Fyl OP, I would hate to get my music taken away. At least you can sing in the shower or something. It's better than nothing (:
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Comments (140)
lenalee96 22
well that's a first, I've never heard of this before. FYL.
MzKylz 0
that sucks! FYL
cradle6 13
1- fail. seriously.
lexiieeex3 32
Yeah, because that makes total sense.
alr158 18
Ever seen Footloose?
whatcase 16
lawl. you Gotta listen to some Hardcore Emo shit
Falcon_My_Life 0
Lol epic picture #2
Pb25797051 0
Thanks for taking my old picture
MzKylz 0
Bahahahaha I agree Epic Pic #2
jrsgreenfire257 0
！(◎_◎;) EPIC PIC!
jondivey 9
haha fat bieber or beiber, fml cant spell lol
Mirorbo 27
I find that offensive by definition!! LET THE MUSIC PLAY!!~
stephaniegeezy 0
Parents can be so idiotic. Fyl OP, I would hate to get my music taken away. At least you can sing in the shower or something. It's better than nothing (:
LightningLadyy 0
Haha seriously.. But parents will believe anything they hear concerning their child and bad behavior -.-
port5 0
eh! I meant eh! damn this auto correct how do you turn it off
77taylah33 0
go into settings then go to general then keyboard and it with say auto correction or something and turn it off
gr8koolkat 6
4 - Couldn't agree more. Music is life!
shortymac 0
OP must be like 10. Your parents are obviously retarded but if you're still young enough for them to confiscate your things, they obviously paid for it, along with your itunes account.
hollee 0
that is true...
port5 0
eg, I legally own my wii but ******* retarded dad won't accept that.
stormzaii 0
are you ******* retarded? how old are you, 14? did you legally buy your wii with allowance money? have some respect.
ShatteredDreams8 0
im 16 and i get around £100 a month from WORK i bought my own wii, guitar and amp.
cradle6 13
85- very ******* presumptuous of you.
gingerrrr88 11
I buy all my own shit and my parents take it away because they "own me, therefore all my possetions as well"
twinny_sc 13
Stop being so damn antisocial.
marcia03 0
all i can say is lol
XxSKELETOxX 0
This reminded me of Assistant to the Regional Manager by The Devil Wears Prada :D
karan301 2
Ouch! I'd rebel so hard! Then again, I'm 15 but I worked for like a year to pay for my Mac and iPhone just so that my parents can't take it away. Try that?
Khfan12 13
Your parents can still take away stuff that you pay for. Mine do, at least. :/ OP, your parents are crazy. FYL.
jaswho2 0
the hell my parents will take away something that I pay for
bubblej614 0
my mom would take something someone else gave to me away, she dont care who bought it. Santa, grandma, tooth fairy, she really doesn't care,she'll still take it
metalboy94 0
Seconded.
iwadasn 33
If you are living in your parents' home, then they can take your things away from you so you follow their rules. If you don't like it, move out. After a month of trying to make it on your own, you won't think losing an iPod is the end of the world.
ImanAzol 4
You're just bitter because your parents took your virginity.
t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1
112, thanks for demonstrating that there's never a shortage of immature idiots on the Internet.
JennaMason 6
parents can be idiots.
lolwutdino 9
You're pictures fake.
UsageAlert 0
^your Someone didn't have a good first grade teacher.
austinninja1700 0
#9 is hot
snickerz01 0
agreed 90
rockarolln89 0
anti-social? ...yea, that's why crowds in the thousands go to concerts, and why friends crank their favorite songs in the car and sing along with it... i'd vote fyl, but i think i feel worse for your parents... for being gullible, ignorant twits. so... f your parents' lives.
CanadianNarwhal 13
what lives?