Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
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mrcoolman 0
guess u need 2 loose some weight op
DarkHelmet 10
LOL that's why you ALWAYS read the brochure when ur parents say your going to camp and it might have been more beneficial for them to buy you a gym membership than a ticket to fat camp
iSitt 0
fat kids don't goto gyms so buying them a membership doesn't help. fatcamp is a parent's cry for help.
radmuffin 12
Guess you need to learn how to spell dumbass.
MISStaken43 0
its kinda like that new tv show...HUGE..
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It'd be funny if the name of the camp was HUGE.
priscilla_28 5
It's actually Camp Victory, but whatever. :)
CrassKal 27
Bury your embarrassment in some ice cream.
SarahBearXoX 0
they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL
silverskin 1
Considering how much those camps cost, they either really care because you're unhealthy and they want you to get better. Or they don't care at all because you're the next Twiggy, but they needed a place to send you for the summer and Camp _____ had space, so... Worst case, you make some friends, eat some healthy food, and learn about yourself. Best case, you stop complaining about having parents that love you, make some friends, eat some healthy food, and learn about yourself.
st0815 9
It might even be fun - being able to play sports and learn new skills, without being ostracized by your peers. Really OP: be happy that you have parents who care about you.
acruzmn 0
agreeed
taylor_the_boss 5
What's YDI?
heyheyitshailey 17
You deserve it
AlyxxBearr 0
i Agree With Sarah
nwtngrl820 0
at least they didn't just let u sit they a get even more fat ! u should be thanking them from saving u from future humiliation!
Pulsian 0
wierd how 3 n 4 both have 'bear' in there names?
Jimboom 12
Fatcamp... Funcamp... whats a few letters between fatasses. ;-) Just be grateful that your parents care enough to actually do something about your situation.
cydnee 0
should we call them funasses?
priscilla_28 5
Well... ughh... that was quite rude. :
rawr_iliketacos 0
lol when i first read this I read 'my pants were elastic' haha
DesiGir324 0
If you're that fat OP, thank 'em. They want you to be healthy, that's all.
AlyxxBearr 0
Hey Whered Sarahs Comment Go.? Anyways, your parents made the decision for u to loose weight bcuxz u obviously arent doinq eht. If Thats The Case, Then YDI. Of Ur Not Fat, Then FYL
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
eht? Really?!
heyheyitshailey 17
The amount of grammatical mistakes in this post are too damn high. That's ridiculous. Even if you didn't receive an education your autocorrect should have at least caught some of the multitudinous mistakes.
illmatic2 16
OP suck it up. I guarntee it's not as bad as hard as the camp I went to this summer.
illmatic2 16
*not as hard.
pvthill 0
shit I bet it as bad as my camp last summer either
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being a lardo.
cbr600_fml 0
that sucks op u should have sex with another fat person on their bed to get back at them