unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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jboy132007 0
Juggalos are a bunch of pussy queers runnin around shovin axes up their asses!
jrang_14 2
haha. eww Juggalos are disgusting.
monkiki62 5
Wow that's so hilarious Idk what to say.
guppyfishlette 1
My bf and I are both part of the fam. Lette for life! WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL
dyabolicalpvp 0
@110. really? your not a juggalo your a juffalo. i've been a juggalo for a long long time so let me break down the reality of what we are for you. were not fans of a band moron, were a family, which is the one thing that sets u apart from everyone else. i mean ya people hate on us alot, it comes with the territory. ya alot of juggalos are fat, alot of us are poor, alot of us party way too hard. but dont try making us sound like something were not to make others accept us man. juggalos have al been shit on weve all been knocked down and we have our fam to help us thru the hard times. our family. not our band. anyone who trys to make us sound like were just fans of a band isnt a juggalo,fact. 13 and butterflys for life homies. (oh and if u dont know the signifigance of 13 your not a juggalo either :D)
ImTheAlpha 30
A lot is two words, mister. And thirteen doesn't have a significance to only Juggalos, the Slash Gash Terror Crew finds a meaning in the number 13.
ELITEPUNK95 0
WHOOP WHOOP!
katieshadows 0
Juggalos rnt bad.. Yall r retarded.. If u listen to the music and if u learn wht theyre saying u can learn some pretty cool shit.. Juggalos r me and my familys life.. My mom doesnt like then bcuz of the lyrics of ICP and Twitid but everyone else agrees that they r family.
FreezeeMonsta 19
So..are you telling me if i listen i can learn how magnets work?
katieshadows 0
No im saying if u listen u can learn the kind of shit we go through. We're family.. Not just a label
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Emancipate yourself and get out while you can.
lolatyofail 0
Well shit son I'm a juggalo but I can see how that could get awkward with ur parents
vannaxo 0
Actually, #101, FYI it is a way of life. Read up? Some people believe in the clown upstairs, believe it or not. I personally don't.