Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
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weirdncrazy 25
Always here to talk if you want:)
RichardPencil 32
Why only five minutes? I once chatted for hours with a wrong number. Invest in a landline. You'll have an endless number of friends calling you incessantly.
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weirdncrazy 25
Always here to talk if you want:)
RichardPencil 32
Why only five minutes? I once chatted for hours with a wrong number. Invest in a landline. You'll have an endless number of friends calling you incessantly.
Marcella1016 32
Ah you chatted for hours on that 900 number you “accidentally” called huh? Good excuse for the wife!
RichardPencil 32
She sounded like she needed to talk. It only took 8 months to fully pay off the bills.