unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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sadistmonkey 19
I don't think they boarded the fad wagon with that one...
old09 11
God bless your heart I know how you feel.
MyGrlzFly 4
Sorry OP that would suck, especially if you are not into that culture! No real words of inspiration here, sorry, slightly speechless! Lol
PotatoBlankey39 2
For some reason, when I read this FML, I had a serious concern for your parent's parenting skills. I say you should run for the hills and file the paper work to be off on your own if your not 18.
vannahbaby420 0
**** you dude don't knock it ti u try it and I don't care who dislikes this or whatever if u like it then u like it I'm a jugglette and if u don't like it u can go do something with your self because I don't care what u say unlike everybody else here my self esteem isn't based on weather I get likes or not because I don't care and good for ur parents at least they can have fun
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Do I even have to say it? I know we're all thinking it already.
DocBastard 40
I tried it. And I'm knocking it. ICP is some of the worst noise-masquerading-as-music that I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to chainsaws in a clothes dryer than that shit. And for the love of **** please learn what punctuation is.
youreprobablygay 2
You should probably just go ahead and kill yourself now.
PerditaDessa 38
If you'd type correctly your message would be more likely to be received well. Not all 'los and 'lettes are idiots, so you can still be part of the group and show some form of intelligence. I realize you said that you don't care about likes, but when people claim to be 'los/'letts and communicate in the manner that you do it is hurtful to the entire group. The members of ICP aren't going to get any smarter, so it's up to the listeners to show some form of intelligence to help change the stereotype.
bri_maselli 0
Okay, will you please tell me the significance behind claiming to be a juggalo.. What do YOU gain from being one?..
moop256 10
Sadness 47 sadness and anal leakage
chili10 18
Okay, all I read was Blah blah blah JUGALETTE! Blah blah blah I DON'T CARE! I don't care! I really don't care so don't talk crap because I don't care! Unlike you I DON'T CARE!
chili10 18
^ Except I used WAY too many punctuation marks..
KeyboardWarrior 10
Somebody order a run on sentence?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No way, Chainsaws in a Clothes Dryer! My favourite band! Alright, Docbastard! In all honesty, there are genres of music mainly or entirely consisting of noise, and I find it insulting to compare them with something as shitty as ICP.
IloveyouJon 11
Damn it! I thumbed this up ):
KiddNYC1O 22
Wah, wah... I'm a jugglette, wahh. Shush, clowwwn.
ThogTheCaveman 7
Tried it. Hated it. Read the Encyclopedia Dramatica article. Quite informative. Recommended reading.
TXjuggalo972 6
35, please think before you type... It looks like you banged on your keyboard
The_Troller 14
35- people like you CREATE the stereotypes
lizard399 0
I wonder, if this was read aloud would she ever breathe?
The_Troller 14
Hopefully she'll forget to breathe and we won't have to deal with her
lette4life959 10
All I gotta say is.... WHOOP WHOOP HOMIE!!!!!!! ;DD
rashada94 1
omg best comment ever! At least someone has sense!
steven1995 5
Mfcl juggalos are the bomb have fun at gotj
AvikC818 8
I'm sorry OP. I hope you have already have or are planning to move away from them
moop256 10
Shut the **** up you piece of shit hipster. I'll send you all to re-education/labour camps far far away... Like back in Congo...so many radios... So many >:'(
The_Troller 14
OP needs to ask his parents how magnets work and see what they say
hatchet27 0
Haha nice lyric drop
lizard399 0
Yeah it's only the 100th one.
Runninvegan 8
Haha did anyone see the guy on 1000 ways to die who dressed up as the clown and tried toruin their show?