unholy shit
United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gayeveryday
Truro, Canada
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
ihatemyparents
United States
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
Anonymous
Roanoke, United States
Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML
Sally
United States
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Anonymous
V?llingby, Sweden
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Top comments
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What are 'Juggalos'? :(
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Sure. Let's go with that, #39.
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Comments (317)
xDefiant 4
That's a fad now? Dear Lord..
Regmeister 10
Punch them! Hard! And tell them you're done clowning around...
mikeyc729 3
Juggalo's aren't a "fad". They've been around for over 15 years. Great FML though!
yourmofo 6
I'm from the Detroit area and that is sooo 1992.
constipatedlady 0
Damn lag!
ninjuh_wingman 29
Jump on board and become one too.
desireev 18
Trunk full of Faygo. Car full of fat chicks! Hocus Pocus!! Just kiddin'.. Don't worry, OP.. They'll get tired of 'The Family' and 'Homies' constantly borrowing money from them!
pinkredneck30 2
Spot on! Everyone that I have met can't keep a job and constantly "barrow" all the time. Never attempting to have a real life. It's all a "joke" to them!
Glockinator 2
I extend my deepest sympathies to you. This is truly a sad day for all. This world needs not another juggalo.
genericfmluser 17
@ 15 what the hell you talking about clowns have heen around since 1990
KiddNYC1O 22
Clowns are creepy.
redjet51 4
Yes sir they are
ThecomingofTan 9
I don't see how anyone would want to join that cult. Their lyrics are shit.
TaliaTerror 5
What makes that comment even better is the smiling little old lady picture adds tone.
pinkredneck30 2
Let's go chicken huntin... Lmao!