Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
Bobientje 3
Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.
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Comments (120)
Bobientje 3
Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.
KM96 24
No, she will not find another stalker ... They will find her
nictransitglory 4
Lift the restraining order and start changing with the blinds open, and I'm sure he'll come back to you exclusively.
baddawg365 0
50- Only half that statements is necessary... You decide
jbwlifefml 0
Ur kidding me right
doctorhook86 25
9 - A bald, white, German-speaking military geek calling himself Stormfront--are you a neo-Nazi, son?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
On Facebook! Because stalking is ok with Facebook! *goes through somebody's pictures*
Dr0reos 8
Watever makes your dick hard OP.(its my new expression i thought i would test it out)
littlegreycells 6
96,Considering that OP is a girl, I don't think it really fitted :/
Dr0reos 8
really I thought it Fitted quite well actually
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.
blondebrunette11 4
I'm sure that if she's so happy someone is stalking her, shes already stalking plenty of people.
chokefrantic 9
Aw, that's kinda cute OP.
ladyLALAA 29
If by cute you mean completely messed up, I agree. I'll be your friend OP, can't stalk you from Australia!
chokefrantic 9
There's always Facebook!
ladyLALAA 29
You blocked me on Facebook, now you're going to die.
SkoomaKi 28
A jealously filled relationship with a stalker. What is this world coming to...
Palirose 22
I blame twilight.
NoReservations 9
Mm, no, it's Pandora. Those bracelets are so ridiculously expensive! >_
ladyLALAA 29
33, don't get me started on Tiffany's!
joooeee 3
Ahhh I love me a good "I hate twilight and Justin beiber" circlejerk
AugustBurnsToast 14
I could imagine you confront her about it like, 'He stalks me and me only bitch!' lol
reallytho3 11
Lol I don't think the other girl will have much issue with that
LadyLol_fml 15
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
alstbv12 13
Don't worry, I didn't forget about you...*creepy smile*
baddawg365 0
Chuck Norris approves this message *see profile pic*
locketpop 2
You should walk into a truck stop at 2AM, that would really boost your self esteem.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Or a Wal-Mart.
BandWagonGuy 8
I dunno Vasilisa, a Wal-Mart is just so big and crowded and once your browsing shirts and pants your at them for a while deciding between this, or that? I just don't like shirt browsing.
ambowew 7
Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet. It's real easy to do, and it's called the creep!
instnt1nfction 17
Do the creep
YtotsDI 0
Ahhh do the creep!
doctorhook86 25
10 - Nice patch ;)
ambowew 7
Cheers, I had it personally made for extreme comfort and style. Looks like yours is the same.
Samanthawk 8
Lol best song ever. Got to love them Lonley Island boys
GodsLittleMistak 8
How about you find yourself a stalk buddy,casually creeping but nothing serious.
Michele2luv 8
I don't know why you are getting thumbed down. This comment is awesome :D
DocBastard 40
I can't decide if this is creepy in a romantic way or romantic in a creepy way.
gracehi 33
Both. :)
NoReservations 9
It's just like the green-yellow crayon and yellow-green crayon in every crayon box. Why would Crayola confuse children like that?!
ladyLALAA 29
You can get brown crayons in Australia, how else would you draw trees?
Tali147 16
In Israel they just gave us sand colored crayons... Just kidding. I like to joke about Israeli stereotypes. But in all seriousness I am starting to think maybe the OP got stalker dumped and so to prove to herself that she was not ugly she posted a ton of skimpy bathing suit pictures on FB...
DeathByMuffins 0
Sepia's gone? D: When did this happen! Sepia was the only brown worth using!