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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
emkaycutie
United States
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
billie
Boston, United States
I hate small talk
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Tytonic
Chevy Chase, United States
Please, apologize
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
bloodyfreakinawful
Seabrook, United States
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
noexceptions
United States
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
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thehuntress309 12
That's kinda sad Hun... Sorry :(
suckceed 17
Put your number up on craigist, you'll definitely get the calls you want.
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thehuntress309 12
That's kinda sad Hun... Sorry :(
Kamon97 23
Well then again It's not that hard to talk to people...
BriCx 8
Some people are socially awkward. It's more common than you think.
happle 21
I used to be that way too, but OP can change if they really want to.
Kamon97 23
Ya but idk isn't purposely embarrassing yourself in front of the class really better than just saying hi?
jw90 18
Try to get out more and meet people OP. Maybe you'll find someone you can get along with.
tyrecius 4
They probably thought it wad your mom anyway.
tyrecius 4
*was
sarcasticlover 30
your life really sucks
TLIBZ 4
I wish there was a button for this.
Arrow44 10
I wish you would be original
HowieDoIt 21
Both of you are equal in my opinion for posting a worthless comment. Up or down vote, i don't care, I'm just tired of seeing these kinds of comments.
Robbieisadowg 16
Its funny, in this situation theres always one person who says "I wish there was a button for that" and then theres someone who replies telling them to be original. Then theres always the 3rd person who replies that both of they're comments are bad. Then theres a 4th reply that explains all of this.
rich443 22
now there's a fifth commrnt breaking the pattern with a completely random thought "chicken wings"
lengi123 18
how about the 5th comment just doesn't say anything?
CocaColaPepsi 13
you ruined it
suckceed 17
Put your number up on craigist, you'll definitely get the calls you want.
rich443 22
and get all of your shameful desires fulfilled its win win
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Or get raped.
AussieChick101 13
Maybe you should put more time into making friends instead of planning ways to make it look like you have friends.
rich443 22
I don't see how your plan could possibly backfire
Rainhawk94 27
unless mom calls
rich443 22
why would somebody's mother call them while they are at school
HowieDoIt 21
Don't be a phony, OP. Hopefully this helps get peoples' attention and you can ex-cell in your social life!
doit4ah15 10
pull the fire alarm you will be the talk of the whole school then.
Rainhawk94 27
not sure if joke or complete stupidity
lengi123 18
pretty sure that's illegal unless there's a real fire...
Lexilulu44 13
Oh, the things we do for popularity....
BriCx 8
Let's hope you don't have a teacher like one of my college teachers who have a rule stating if your phone goes off in class, they answer it. You would have been found out.
NellyFC35 19
That was solame.com
HowieDoIt 21
I'm sorry but this comment makes me want to smash my head against a wall.
gc327072 31
That's ok, 17. Since you live in an asylum, the walls are foam, you lucky bastard.
vipirius 18
wat