Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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StagGT 13
You should be able to still flush it, if it's a traditional toilet, by opening the rear cover and manually lifting the valve cover
ThrottleJockey 36
This is fake; girls don't poop.
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Comments (17)
ThrottleJockey 36
This is fake; girls don't poop.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Do NOT go in there."
fjvitt 14
Well, now they don’t need a sign...
silentbabydeer 10
You shouldn’t be embarrassed about your stinky poop because when the nature calls you gotta go, everyone knows that.
StagGT 13
You should be able to still flush it, if it's a traditional toilet, by opening the rear cover and manually lifting the valve cover
Stiggy626 25
did you open the tank and check the chain?
RichardPencil 32
Often the toilets in offices are not those with a tank and a flapper valve.
tounces7 28
Actually they usually are those with a chain and flapper valve. You're thinking establishments that serve customers. Office style toilets are generally pretty basic. Also, if it wouldn't flush that's not likely a sloan-valve style toilet.
RichardPencil 32
Now you know why plumbers make so much money!
onceuponatime456 16
Take the lid off the tank and pull the chain up.
doomsdayaddams 6
Guess it’s time to stage a coup on the men’s room.
tounces7 28
It's not really that complicated to flush a toilet even with the lever broken.