Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
KendraLaine 18
Some people have jealous tendencies and that's basic human nature but she taking it to an unhealthy level..
Redlum 7
I don't know how long you've been together with her but it seems you have only just started seeing this behaviour so my guess would be not that long. If its not too serious Id pack my bags and go OP
IIVIMMXV 9
Run.
Letters_numbers 2
Take it from someone who was in a relationship with an insecure woman for a decade: Get out now. It will be a miserable experience for you, and it won't get better. You will tell yourself that you can help her through it with love and patience, but you can't. She will try to control your entire life, and nothing you do for her will ever be enough. She won't respect you, or consider you in anything she does. It will be all about her. She will try to convince you that you are the one with the problem, and trust me, if you spend enough time hearing it, you will start to believe it. Cut her loose and find a confident woman. Insecure people aren't worth your time or energy.
slavka012 11
OP you need to have your crazy detector repaired. That much crazy should be obvious from the 1st minute, and never given a 'girlfriend' status.
KaleTheVane 7
you might want to reconsider who you're with there... :/
KaleTheVane 7
Might wanna reconsider who you're with there...
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Oh man something I would say.
Cryptobrancus 2
Its time to talk cancel all your plans with your girlfriend. Tell her "too much jealousy" and "counts as crazy"
KrDizzy 16
I had a boyfriend that I allowed to have female friends because I didn't want to be that psychotic hypocritic girlfriend and guess what? Only took him 3 weeks into the relationship to cheat on me with one of them! Sooo maybe this girl has insecurities due to bad past experiences, perhaps?