Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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misspineapple 0
It's good to still be a virgin at 21.. No regrets, no painful one night stands, no worrying about weather you're 'loose'. Every man who wants a long term relationship would be happy to have a clean girl who hasn't been with a bunch of guys before him. Once you lose it it's not a big deal for most people, the fear of losing your virginity is gone and you end up craving sex and sleeping with too many men. Value yourself, you're lucky to have such great self respect.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Be proud of yourself for being a virgin! Not many girls can say they are at 16! (Myself included. :T )
Beccuh 6
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. I honestly believe people should wait till marriage. But I mean if you can't do that at least wait till you're older and more mature to be in a long term committed realtionship before sex :)
ajade1800_fml_fml 0
U should be proud of yourself that your saving ur self like that
agalaz 5
dont bitch about being a virgin irs good to wait till that person
animallover231 3
I'm a 14 year old virgin
shotgun_girl 17
As you should be
elizacandle 29
Being a Virgin is not a bad thing , definitely a FYL for the way your mom is treating you.
GamerMom392 19
There is nothing wrong with being a 21 year old virgin. I married at 20, and my husband is my one and only; I'm damn proud of that fact. I also happen to enjoy sex more than any other married woman I know, and I think that's part of it--it actually MEANS something to me.
Cass_x 22
I'm still a virigin too, at 18. And just because I have a boyfriend, my mom thinks I lie about it too -__- there's no way to convince her that SHE'S wrong.. but I learned to live with the fact that she calls me a liar.. fyl tho
LyddieW98 6
Being a 21 year old virgin isn't that bad.