Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
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Top comments
JiggaJayZ 16
Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day
LolMoqz 10
God Damn.
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Comments (305)
JiggaJayZ 16
Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day
MutantNinja 0
maybe that's what the spice in old spice is...
ktateprado 0
Butt Spice FTW
youreyestellalie 0
If I was a boy, I'd get my father back by rubbing my balls all over his utensils before he ate ...
fanceh 10
yeah, id use his toothbrush to wash my manparts. jus' saying.
konot9 1
As long as your mom didn't use it for her nasty ******, it's not that bad.
dani212 0
*gag* ... That's really all there is to say
Yngve_fml 9
use his haircomber on your pubics!
fanceh 10
20- are those turtle beach x11's?
zbajis 7
37 she also looks shirtless
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Or she's wearing a friggin tube top
Damn_Hippster 11
Your dad is a champion!
ktateprado 0
I don't want to discuss the naked lady with headphones I came here to talk about ASS DEODORANT!!!
zbajis 7
51- Deodorant for your ass is an interesting idea. "Need to remove that funk in your trunk? Use [insert deodorant brand] new butt deodorant!"
CarsAndMoney 5
So its been 2 weeks and you couldn't tell the difference in smell between your favorite stick of deoderant and your das ass? So if i am correct I assume that either you liked the smell for the past two weeks or that your das ass smell pretty similar to the deoderant ;) FYL
Drigr 9
how did OP even figure this out? did he walk in on his dad rubbing his deodorant on his junk or something? as for the girl who seems to be wearing nothing more than a gaming headset. you will make some geek very happy some day ;)
Wonderous123 0
I guess daddy got that stank
CarsAndMoney 5
61- I think he quoted it becauase thats what his father might have told him. (If that happened his father must be a real bitch) As for the girl with the headset and no top what xbox game were you playing?
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, just buy a new stick of deodorant, not that damn hard.
eminemchick 19
remove dat funk! use ass&nuts deodorant on ur junk and trunk, then ull be smellin fresh, playa! damn..way to similar to a head&shoulders commercial.-.-
swimchica22 0
Well at least your dad has a nice smelling ass?
stacianichole 2
It already exists. It's called Anti-Monkey Butt. True story. Google it.
thebadmanpuntedb 7
and it took you two weeks to figure this out??
daysgoby902 6
I went on date with this guy when we went back to his place to watch a movie I found a dozen cans of monkey butt I laughed about it and he told me that he used to use deodorant on his ass before his mom bought him the monkey butt. Winning!
eminemchick 19
123-cool story, charlie sheen
duckman9 55
hey, a ***** with deodorant features.. now thats a good idea!
SirObvious 1
Soooo...does it work?
Jaxx66 21
23- that'd be painful!
iluvboobies 9
OP, queef on your dad's toothbrush. That will show him!
koolkat27 13
57- how would op know what his dad's ass crack smells like?
RiZiX 0
Don't forget the bootysweat!
CarsAndMoney 5
176- All I am saying is it would have smelt different
KiddNYC1O 22
Sphinctery fresh.
gogreen8856 0
that's nasty!
youreyestellalie 0
Yes, they are turtle beaches :) glad you noticed .. And yes, I am wearing a top .. It just doesn't have sleeves.
Drigr 9
*waits for my fellow geeklings to swarm back because pretty girls DO play video games*
thecapo 0
1-GOOD ALBUM
JizzKhalifa 0
Why would anybody be sniffing your ass anyway?
LolMoqz 10
God Damn.
ktateprado 0
You need more creativity in this comment. Instead of "god damn" say "what a shitty situation to be in"
LolMoqz 10
No thanks. I'll just be myself. No need to try to be "cool" and make a pun.
annasworld 3
now you know what to get him for christmas
ghettojoker 4
exactly what i was going to say.
ATLBOI770 0
i wonder what his dad thought to himself when he first did it. Ohh look (he piks it up and smells it) there is somerhing wrong with that smell, (talks about both) so he whiped it and never had a sweaty butt ever again
CookieMonstr19 0
Why the hell do you guys use the same deodorant!!
darebear331 4
Sounds like a stinky situation! (get it?)
KiddNYC1O 22
Just don't...
samammynanny 0
Dude that's seriously nasty
AnagenisisZagus 13
You stink, 195. You get it? It means you suck.
Waltman217 0
Lol
goshpeople 4
Shave off the top and keep using it.
ktateprado 0
What a shitty situation to be in.
ihatemekay 6
i agree
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I don't know about OP but I could boil that deodorant and I still wouldn't be able to use it. Just the thought... Gross.
SpaceMan55 1
Please tell me he didn't put the deoderant up to his nose.
duckman9 55
and put the shavings into his food? :) thats only fair!
hottottie 0
...that's not even funny.
wiredream 0
eew throw it away noooww D:
heartbrakej 0
watch the throne!! just bought the digital album this morning!
ktateprado 0
Pikachu!!!!
wheels6 0
oy vey schmeer
arielzbkny 0
I love ur profile pic!
heartbrakej 0
Well what should he use then?
sara_saturday 5
his OWN deodorant
ambowew 7
Looks like it's come to the point that you have to state if it's sarcasm at the end of each comment, because there are some people out there who just can't understand it automatically.
ShyAnn29 15
Well, since we can't hear you, it's hard to determine if it's sarcasm or not
Ins0mau 20
This is the Internet. It is full of genuinely moronic comments. How do we differentiate those from sarcasm?
koe4 0
there are also a LOT of idiots who get mistaken for being sacastic instead of what they are and always will be.
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Soap. A shower. Just brainstorming here.
skata 4
axe ball cleaner?
androiddestroya 7
win ^^
jsaxon1996 0
That thing hurts like a mo-fo!
Werman20 4
That could be a pleasant aroma who knows?
Xboxgamer_fml 0
Dumb ass...
haydenbro03 4
hey 7, shut the **** up.
immja 0
seriously, what 3 said, not that hard
madibrielle212 0
The germs would still be in the deodorant. Throw it away or let him keep it and buy a new one.
Yngve_fml 9
lovely .. D:
Moonditch_fml 19
Yuck! You should probably hide your future sticks of deodorant from now on...
wtftoria 1
Thats just wrong. Pee on his toothbrush.
ItsAllBeenDone 0
because peeing on his fathers toothbrush is totally right.
ambowew 7
Because wiping his sons deodorant on his ass and balls is totally right.
Sweej 1
Pee on his toothbrush? The guy wiped his ASS... I say take a dump on his toothbrush... And while you're at it, put a ******* sticking note on his back everyday that says "I wipe my ass with deodorant everyday."