Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
awildwhisper 30
If they are friends with your previous failed relationships then it might be a sign that this one won't work out either if they act similar.
jbuckets_404 39
Don't know for sure unless you try, but forewarned is forearmed. BoL to you, OP! :-)
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Comments (11)
awildwhisper 30
If they are friends with your previous failed relationships then it might be a sign that this one won't work out either if they act similar.
species4872 20
Nice assumption that the problem was them.
awildwhisper 30
I did no such thing. I never said they were the problem. If you have 3 friends and you don't get along with 2 of them then chances are you will not like the third person either because people that are alike hang out together. I'm not putting blame on OP nor the guys. Some personalities don't get along and there's nothing wrong with that.
jbuckets_404 39
Don't know for sure unless you try, but forewarned is forearmed. BoL to you, OP! :-)
RichardPencil 32
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Burle 17
I imagine the chances are higher with you than for other people
WeirdUS 30
If they are that close it's a good chance they are similar personality wise. Also it could create some weird moments if you are hanging out at their apartment.
Alexandria79 22
haha ouch. it's a small world I guess. good luck?
Redhairchick 10
Maybe the internet has left me jaded but I refuse to believe you matching with and being pursued by the sour's roommate is a coincidence. They are setting you up for failure. Whether they plan to do it right away or let it simmer they are planning something behind your back. People are that shitty in the world.
Rebecca Stockert 16
they probably knew that ahead of time... if they are close more than likey showed your profile after date was confirmed and the other probably high fived him and spoke of the prior date
Hippo_Holiday 19
Small world