Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?
JMichael 26
Did you feel well protected?
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Comments (109)
Welshite 40
Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?
Rainhawk94 27
Don't let go or you'll get lost
Kibaruto 33
I feel bad for you OPee
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Good job, 24! You came up with something original! That's like unheard of, a steady stream of comments like that and you'll become king of the world! Ok, maybe not the world, but king of something! Woo! Ahh! Psss! The crowd goes wild!
minesbiggerr 25
I call this FML fake!!! This is the third FML by this guy/girl going by the username anon in the past few weeks
ohnowhyme123 15
Make fun of her now but that'd be a funny story to tell years from now
jimmy_vansuelo 10
Nervous bladder?!
incoherentrmblr 22
Lack of gender icon makes this more interesting...
Angelic_Author 16
At least you were able to go.
StiffPvtParts 43
With a VIP escort :3
bwhahaha_fml 10
Lucky him he got an escort. If someone from my school had to go during a lockdown they would have to use a box in the corner...
\ 28
Join the club, #53.
JMichael 26
Did you feel well protected?
9gagnFml 8
Lol. You're hilarious!
JMichael 26
Um..thanks?
PancakeSlap 23
Well that's a piss-poor way to handle things.
darwinism 30
Pssst. Just a heads up but comments like that around here could get the piss slapped out of you like a pancake, mate!
Kyuzomi 12
Piss-poor? That's a new and POORLY made pun.
iAlissa 34
Ah, news flash, 17; piss-poor isn't new. Though it was funny at some point, it's unoriginal and overused in any pee-related FML.
mpj13 8
You should feel important. They are like bodyguards.
corporatescoundr 25
Right. You can't say that your school isn't doing they're job ensuring student safety lol
davidislost 11
This is actually nice, I'm glad your school is taking precautions!
PancakeSlap 23
I agree, but six people should not be required to walk you to the bathroom during a drill. Seems inefficient to me, but I went to a small highschool with only a few administrators.
Enslaved 38
Maybe they all needed to use the restroom too and the more the merrier.
SammyS2012 21
Myabe it wasnt a drill. my high school was once on lockdown because a gun was found in the bathroom. it was in a bag and someone hit it, and it went off. everyone was confined to their class for hours while an investigation went about
BoltTheSuperdog 22
That's for sure. My high school didn't do as much as a fire drill all year long (even after the school shootings happened), the only fire (or any other emergency) drill we had all year was a total accident from an experiment gone wrong in the chemistry lab!
BrotherPhil 35
My school never had fire drills - we got enough practice from false alarms. Usually someone getting wound up and punching the alarm button, but once, someone hung toilet paper off of a smoke detector and lit it.
Catkam623 27
Hell I'd be happy if I just got to pee no need for an entourage.
JMichael 26
Well they were on lockdown. Meaning there was probably a good reason for it. Like a bomb threat or suspicious character in the parking lot.
TheDrifter 24
Or a drill that at least six faculty members were desperately wishing for a reason to get out of, even just to escort a bathroom trip.
spluver0005 17
We had a really serious lockdown where we even got sent home so no one could be in the hallways and these three guys actually went into the back room and peed in a bottle
michaelahascall 8
During the arapahoe high school shooting we(a neighboring school) were under a secure perimeter and had to be escorted by a school security guard and police officer to leave. :P
TheComedyAudio 29
There's a funny meeting story....
jaycee1209 5
Look on the bright side OP at least you were able to pee in a restroom and not use the bathroom while still being in class how most schools do it.